They jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain!
Why did the orphans go to the church?
Because they need someone to call "father."
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: 9/11 victims. They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?
Because they were too cheesy!
You could say ancient Egyptians and JDM car fans are alike--they both worship Datsun.
I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.
I tried having a three-way with two physicists, but they couldn't solve the three-body problem.
Two gays are getting ready for Christmas... They are expecting a big package in the mail!
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣
Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because they have their own scales.
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they like to feel wanted!
Not a joke: one of George Floyd's criminal friends shot his grand-niece as they wanted a piece of the 27 million dollars.
Why are bees' hair always sticky?
Because they use a honeycomb...
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans love going to church?
So they can call someone "father."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "Daddy."