They jokes
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.
When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.
She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"
54 students died that day.
Why don’t alligators grow up to 15 feet?
They only have 4.
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
Memes
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?
Idiot 2: I don't know why.
Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears!
What's a similarity between Harvey Weinstein's pants and American bombs?
They both drop unannounced and leave mass casualties.
Who are the fastest readers in the world? New Yorkers. They went through 110 stories in under 10 seconds.
Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?
Because they were too cheesy!
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: 9/11 victims. They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
Why do they put barcodes on the ships in Norway?
Why?
So when they come into port, they can Scan-de-navian.
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.
"Don't sneeze!"
Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.
Also,
"It dangles and swung!"
Language art quizzes are the best.
I love stairs. They always bring me up.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain!
I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were prime mates.