They jokes
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they like to feel wanted!
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
What did the slaves say when they met their soon-to-be masters?
"Aaah, a ghost!"
When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.
Memes
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.
Why don't you take emo skydiving?
They cut the rope.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans get a job?
Because they don't have a home.
Why can't Orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?
Because they can't make themselves at home.
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Friend: Why?
Me: Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both love naughty souls.
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”
“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”