Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
They Jokes
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?
A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store.
If you text your crush and they leave you on read, just know that "read" has four letters. You know what also has four letters? "Mine." So that basically means that you are theirs. :)
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and games until they start dancing.
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
Your forehead and your hairline must be friends, because they go way back!
How do cats masturbate? They lick they pussy.
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?
'Cause they only had 4 trucks.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They ain't got no home to run to.
Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.
