They jokes
What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?
They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
What do lesbians and mechanics have in common?
They both use strap on tools.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find their home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't run home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?
The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?
A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store.
If you text your crush and they leave you on read, just know that "read" has four letters. You know what also has four letters? "Mine." So that basically means that you are theirs. :)
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and games until they start dancing.
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)