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Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? Because they don’t get homesick.
People are like trees. They fall when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?
They slash them.
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
For someone to be stealing a bag of gold in Heaven, [they are] a criminal on Earth and [in] Heaven.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why do orphans have criminal records?
So they can be wanted.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "When I cook, I make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."
You learn something new every day.
Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.
I love stairs. They always bring me up.