They jokes
Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?
Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
Q: Why do Americans suck at Clash Royale?
A: Because they already lost two towers!
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Memes
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they only got the plane.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.
Q: Why are Americans bad at Clash Of Clans?
A: They already lost two towers.
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.