They jokes

Chinese always proud of their principle in business.

The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.

Columbine High basketball team will never be good again after they lost their two best shooters.

How to cure boredom:

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.

Jack got high and slapped his thigh and said, "You know you wanna."

Jill said yes, picked up her dress and said, "Let's have some fun!"

Silly ole Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.

Why do women love wind chimes?

They vibrate.

Why don't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home.

Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.

(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)

What do lesbians and mechanics have in common?

They both use strap on tools.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.

Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?

Well, they aren't.

Why?

They aren't repeated customers.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because they can't get a home run.

Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.

I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.

Your forehead and your hairline must be friends, because they go way back!

Another joke, I know they suck.

What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.

I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.

What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?

Once they turn 18, they never come back.

The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!

Why can't Chinese people play football? They will eat the bat.