They jokes
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.
Why is England bad at chess?
'Cause they lost their queen.
Q: Why are Americans bad at Clash Of Clans?
A: They already lost two towers.
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.