Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
They Jokes
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.
Why is England bad at chess?
'Cause they lost their queen.
Q: Why are Americans bad at Clash Of Clans?
A: They already lost two towers.
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?
A: When they are falling from their balcony.
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
Why can't Oregon go to the doctor?
Because they need parents' signature.
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year?
Because they don't have a Mother's and Father's Day.
Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.
