They jokes
Why don’t alligators grow up to 15 feet?
They only have 4.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain!
I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?
Idiot 2: I don't know why.
Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were prime mates.
HARRY POTTER MEMES
Why aren't dogs good at dancing? Cuz they have 2 left feet!
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears!
Roses are red, Velvet is blue, So are violets.
I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why aren't dogs known as carrots? Because they aren't.
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: 9/11 victims. They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
You could say ancient Egyptians and JDM car fans are alike--they both worship Datsun.
What do crows get after they buy a phone?
A cawing card.
Do chiropractors have to pay back taxes?
Only when they file jointly.
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?
A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
Why do high tides come up so high?
Because they come up to say hi.
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.