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Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?
Well, they aren't.
Why?
They aren't repeated customers.
Q: Why are orphans so successful? A: Because when they were younger, they got told, "Go big or go home," and only had one option.
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because that’s the only love they will get.
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
The earth was flat until they buried your mom.
There’s a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team?
It's cuz they always eat the bat.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why are all lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
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Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.
When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.
My sister.
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.