They jokes

Emo

    • Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?

    Orphan

    • Why can you bully orphans?

    What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.

    Mountain

    • Why are mountains 🏔 so funny? Because they’re hill areas, do you get it? They are hill areas, like a mountain is a hill area. It sounds like hilarious, so you get it.

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    • They memes

    Similarity

    • What's a similarity between your best friend and a tree?

    They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.

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    • Dick

    • I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time.

    Stare at his nutsack while I hold back my cum tonight.

    And when he ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle." (And when they ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle.")

    But the fact is I can never get off of his fat dick. And all that they can ask is (Ask is, ask is) "I just wanna smack it" (I just wanna smack it)

    Here's what the fact is He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, yuh, yuh) Asshole in a casket

    So you can see I'm cummin' But you won't see me nut. And I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)

    And if he sucks my glizzy I will become dizzy But it keeps us busy, I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)

    I've been twerking for boys for so long I've been flirting with boys for so long

    My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real So long, it's real, so long, it's real

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    • Marijuana

    • Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.

    Jack got high and slapped his thigh and said, "You know you wanna."

    Jill said yes, picked up her dress and said, "Let's have some fun!"

    Silly ole Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.

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    • Group

    • A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.

    "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

    "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

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