They jokes

What do emos do when they meet up?

They hang out.

Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.

Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...

But a creeper blows it up.

What did the slaves say when they met their soon-to-be masters?

"Aaah, a ghost!"

What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?

They both ride on my dick.

When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.

Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.

How many emos does it take to fix a light?

I don't know because they never came down.

Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.

Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?

Because they can't make themselves at home.

Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?

A: They both love naughty souls.

My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”

“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”

What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?

It's a motherfucking shitshow party!

Which dinosaurs masturbated the most? Triceratops, they were the horniest!

Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t hit home runs.

Not a joke: one of George Floyd's criminal friends shot his grand-niece as they wanted a piece of the 27 million dollars.

Why are bees' hair always sticky?

Because they use a honeycomb...

Teacher says, "Okay class, today we're gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up." Little Johnny, how about you go first."

Little Jonny: "I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"