They jokes
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
Why do most orphans rob banks?
Because they just want to feel wanted.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
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What did the Turkey say to the other Turkey?
"They forgot the stuffing!"
"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"
"He died."
"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."
(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
Jack and Jill went up a hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck a plunger down the toilet.
Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.