They jokes

Why do orphans live on buses?

They never have a home to stop at.

Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.

What does McDonald's and priests have in common?

They put their meat inside 10 year olds.

Why can't orphans make dad jokes? Because they don't have one.

How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.

Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"

What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?

They can both be replaced.

What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?

Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.

What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?

They both have a hole in one.

What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.

What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?

Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.

Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.

What did the Turkey say to the other Turkey?

"They forgot the stuffing!"

When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?

Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?

They never walk alone.

The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.

They had to call an archeologist.

Why are bears' hair so sticky?

Because they use honeycombs.

Why can't orphans score in baseball?

They can't find home.

What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.

One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."

His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."

Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"