They jokes
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.
What's the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's?
Nothing, they both crashed.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.
You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?
One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.
What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
Why can't orphans score in baseball?
They can't find home.
Let's go punch some orphans, who are they gonna tell, their parents? 🤣🤣🤣
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
Why can't orphanages play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.