They jokes
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?
"I thought what we had was special!"
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
Why can't England play chess?
Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears!
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Memes
Why don’t alligators grow up to 15 feet?
They only have 4.
Chinese always proud of their principle in business.
The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.
Columbine High basketball team will never be good again after they lost their two best shooters.
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and slapped his thigh and said, "You know you wanna."
Jill said yes, picked up her dress and said, "Let's have some fun!"
Silly ole Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Why can orphans only watch G-rated movies?
Because they have no parental guidance.
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
They can't find the home button.
What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?
"Wanna hang?"
Why don't orphans get dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.