They jokes
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
You are recently injured because of your job as a driving instructor, so you couldn't go on vacation with your friends.
Your friends tell you that they have an Asian pilot.
You realize, "They have a -1% survival rate!"
What do a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They gave her a cheese grater and told her it was a book.
Why do orphans have only 363 days in their calendar year?
Because they don't have father's and mother's days.
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise. Who gets there first?
Obviously, the lesbian couple; they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
How do non-binary people kill people?
They slash them.
I can’t take my dog to the park anymore.
Why?
The ducks keep trying to eat him.
Why would they do that?
Because he’s pure-bread.
What does Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
They say I have a silver tongue, I'll let you make it white.
Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”
I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. You don't.
You have a father figure.
What’s the difference between a cancer patient and a British news reporter in the South?
They usually don’t live to tell the tale.