They jokes
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?
Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"
"He died."
"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."
(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
Why can't orphanages play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck a plunger down the toilet.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?
Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?
Q: Why do Americans suck at Clash Royale?
A: Because they already lost two towers!
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.