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Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year?
Because they don't have a Mother's and Father's Day.
Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.
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Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
I came on for an orphan joke.
Then I realized they are a joke.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?
One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.
What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.
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Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!
Two gays are getting ready for Christmas... They are expecting a big package in the mail!
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? Because they don’t get homesick.
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
Why do orphans not buy a keyboard? Because they can’t use the home button.
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
For someone to be stealing a bag of gold in Heaven, [they are] a criminal on Earth and [in] Heaven.