They jokes
When I see two lovers' names on a tree, I don’t find it cute or funny. I think, why would they be bringing a knife on a date?
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
Why do most orphans rob banks?
Because they just want to feel wanted.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
Why can't orphanages play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.
Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they want to be wanted.
I went to the grocery and they said I did something wrong, but I thought they were talking about a food, so I said, "Wrong yummy!"