They jokes
What does McDonald's and priests have in common?
They put their meat inside 10 year olds.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!
You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck a plunger down the toilet.
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?
Q: Why do Americans suck at Clash Royale?
A: Because they already lost two towers!
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they only got the plane.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
What happens when the Freedom Towers got hit? They step in Ground Zero.
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
Why can't Oregon go to the doctor?
Because they need parents' signature.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.