They jokes
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? Because they don’t get homesick.
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
Memes
How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?
They slash them.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
Don't trust atoms, people, they make up everything!
Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.
Guy: Where are they then?
Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].
What did one skeleton say to another?
...nothing... they are dead... what did you expect?
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
Why can’t an orphan go on the field trip?
Answer: They don’t have a parent’s signature.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have mothers' and Father’s Day.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why don’t orphans like baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why do orphans have criminal records?
So they can be wanted.