They jokes

Orphan

Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.

In tennis, 0 points is love.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans go on field trips? Because they need parent permission.

Orphan

Why did the orphans go to the church?

Because they need someone to call "father."

Man

Why are gay men better than straight women?

Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.

Democracy

To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they do not live in a swing state.

Punishment

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They gave her a cheese grater and told her it was a book.

File

A kid asks Trump:

Kid: "Where are the confidential files?"

Trump: "There they are, bud!"

Rapper

Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?

Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.

School

The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself. They were making sexual faces as well, oh, and don't forget the moaning they do.

Hairline

Bro, is your hairline and your forehead good friends because they go way back?

Pilot

You are recently injured because of your job as a driving instructor, so you couldn't go on vacation with your friends.

Your friends tell you that they have an Asian pilot.

You realize, "They have a -1% survival rate!"

Monopoly

Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?

Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.

Emo

Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?

Because when they win, they lose.

Crematorium

What’s the only plus for someone who burns to death?

They get a discount at the crematorium.

Orphan

What do a blind kid and an orphan have in common?

They can’t see their parents.

Mama

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!