They jokes
A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street, and they come to a kid playing in a sandbox. The priest says, "Hey, you wanna go screw that kid?"
To which the rabbi replies, "Out of what?"
Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.
One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."
Why don't vegetarians moan during sex?
Because they don't want to admit that meat makes them happy.
What does cake and baseball have in common?
They both need a batter.
Q: Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: They come back, unlike their parents.
Why did the orphan fall out of the tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
Why does a movie set say "break a leg"? Because they have a cast.
What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?
"Let us pray."
Why did Stephen Hawkins die? They unplugged the WiFi.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.
Why do all orphans buy an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know what a home base is.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water. Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
Please like this. I bet my friend 20 bucks that I would get to 15 likes before him.
Don't see why people say that babysitting a toddler is hard. You just grease the bathtub, put them inside with some food and drink, and go do your business. I guarantee you that they will still be there when you return.
If you stay in the house, you might need to use sound cancelling headphones too, though.
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.