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Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
So they could finally call someone "daddy."
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
They are delicious.
Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.
Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
What does McDonald's and priests have in common?
They put their meat inside 10 year olds.
Why can't orphans make dad jokes? Because they don't have one.
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang off trees.
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year?
Because they don't have a Mother's and Father's Day.
I tried having a three-way with two physicists, but they couldn't solve the three-body problem.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all of the green cards.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
