They jokes

Orphan

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Egg

You know why eggs can't tell jokes?

They crack each other up!

Orphan

Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Lemonade

You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.

Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.

But at least lemonade came out!

Emo kid

What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?

One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.

Orphan

Why did the orphan become a prostitute?

So they could finally call someone "daddy."

Lizard

What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?

They both live long with dry skin.

Orphan

Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.

Plastic

What do lesbians and turtles have in common?

They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)

Priest

What does McDonald's and priests have in common?

They put their meat inside 10 year olds.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"

Orphan

What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?

They can both be replaced.

Period

What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?

"Period, oh period, oww!"

Pirate

Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?

They just wash up on shore.