Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.
They Jokes
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
What does McDonald's and priests have in common?
They put their meat inside 10 year olds.
Why can't orphans make dad jokes? Because they don't have one.
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all of the green cards.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
