They jokes
Why do orphans not buy a keyboard? Because they can’t use the home button.
I'm so poor that when robbers break into my house,
they bring me things. <_>
People are like trees. They fall when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
Because they don't know what a full house is :(
Memes
It's even better when they get charged by a 19 yo with a funny boom boom stick
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Friend: Why?
Me: Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
Why do most orphans become criminals?
Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.