They jokes
Cars are like bullets; you jump in front of one, and they solve all your problems.
Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
Why do most orphans rob banks?
Because they just want to feel wanted.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
Memes
This Is True i hate someone irl
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Why are all lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.
Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.
Why is England bad at chess?
'Cause they lost their queen.
I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
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Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.