They jokes
Why can't England play chess?
Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.
What do orgasms and impulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?
Because they had a fight, and 2021.
Every depressed person just has to say, "I WANT TO JUMP OFF THAT TALL BUILDING RIGHT THERE!" and then points to the building and runs up to it like an immature child, and then they get disappointed when they aren't allowed into the building.
Why is hand holding a couple thing? Because they touch each other's genitals anyway.
I tried having a three-way with two physicists, but they couldn't solve the three-body problem.
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips? Because they need parent permission.
Why did the orphans go to the church?
Because they need someone to call "father."
Why can’t orphans eat a big bag of chips?
They are family sized.
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
My brothers kept annoying me.
I told them I would disembowel them if they kept it up.
It was an empty threat—right after I was done.
Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?
Because they were too cheesy!
There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.
They always make me cry.
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
Why do they put barcodes on the ships in Norway?
Why?
So when they come into port, they can Scan-de-navian.