They jokes
All countries will get Covid.
Except China, they got it right off the bat.
I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
Why do high tides come up so high?
Because they come up to say hi.
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
Why does the Please Touch Museum sound like "police touch museum?"
Because they gotta watch out for the pedos.
What's common in vampires and American kids?
They both don't get old.
It's all fun and games until they start dancing.
What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?
They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
Your forehead and your hairline must be friends, because they go way back!
What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?
The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.