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Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?
One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
So they could finally call someone "daddy."
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
They are delicious.
Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
What does McDonald's and priests have in common?
They put their meat inside 10 year olds.
Why can't orphans make dad jokes? Because they don't have one.
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all of the green cards.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.