They jokes
How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and slapped his thigh and said, "You know you wanna."
Jill said yes, picked up her dress and said, "Let's have some fun!"
Silly ole Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Q: Why do Americans suck at Clash Royale?
A: Because they already lost two towers!
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.
Q: Why are Americans bad at Clash Of Clans?
A: They already lost two towers.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
Reverend Mother walks into the convent and announces:
"Sisters, our carrots have been delivered!"
Nuns exclaim: "Hurray! Carrots!"
Reverend Mother: "They are grated carrots, though."
Nuns: "Ugh! No, thank you then..."
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
I know a lot of people hate tapeworms, but they will always have a special place in my heart.
Monkeys are big, but they sure can swing very lightly.
Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas?
Because they're dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.