They jokes
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have a “mother’s” or “father’s” day!
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.
Why can't you kill a depressed person?
Because they are already dead inside.
How does NASA organize their parties? They planet.
A pregnant wife and her husband were in a hospital as she was in labor. The doctor suggested using a machine that transfers the birth pains from the mother to the father. They agree, so the machine is used. 40%, the husband feels nothing, 70% still not feeling anything, 100%, nothing.
The doctor says it must be broken. When the pair return home, the milkman is dead in the front yard.
Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.
Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, "Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!" But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!
What did the other wave say to the other wave?
"Nothing, they just waved!"
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
Why can't England play chess?
Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.
What does your mum and Istanbul have in common?
They are all insane comebacks!!!
What do astronauts 👩🚀 do when they’re on break?
They eat launch. 🚀🥪
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes? They never grow old.
Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.
Not a joke: one of George Floyd's criminal friends shot his grand-niece as they wanted a piece of the 27 million dollars.
What’s the difference between a fly and Lady Diana?
The sound when they hit the windshield.