They jokes
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
What’s the only plus for someone who burns to death?
They get a discount at the crematorium.
Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?
Because when they win, they lose.
What do a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?
Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they do not live in a swing state.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They gave her a cheese grater and told her it was a book.
Why can't England play chess?
Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?
"I thought what we had was special!"
All countries will get Covid.
Except China, they got it right off the bat.
We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
Why were the rappers late for their flight?
They forgot to pack.
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I get turned on when it’s below 10%.
They say you should love your neighbor. Does that mean I have to love the president?
You know, you should adopt a pet. So then you can feel the pain that your parents felt when they adopted you... wait... also the regret after.
What’s the difference between a fly and Lady Diana?
The sound when they hit the windshield.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.