What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
They Jokes
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
What did the Turkey say to the other Turkey?
"They forgot the stuffing!"
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?
Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"
"He died."
"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."
(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
Why can't orphanages play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
