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Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they only got the plane.
Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
What did the Turkey say to the other Turkey?
"They forgot the stuffing!"
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.