They jokes
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
I came on for an orphan joke.
Then I realized they are a joke.
Once I took a test on waving signal flags.
They said I passed with flying colors.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?
Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?
A: When they are falling from their balcony.
What happens when the Freedom Towers got hit? They step in Ground Zero.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home base.
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
Why can't Oregon go to the doctor?
Because they need parents' signature.
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
Two friends fighting.
Friend 3: "Cut it out, you two!"
Friend 4: "It wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried..."