They jokes
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
I'm so poor that when robbers break into my house,
they bring me things. <_>
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
Teacher says, "Okay class, today we're gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up." Little Johnny, how about you go first."
Little Jonny: "I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"
Truly are
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
Why is it easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because they have their own scales.
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
Why do orphans love going to church?
So they can call someone "father."
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they like to feel wanted!
Not a joke: one of George Floyd's criminal friends shot his grand-niece as they wanted a piece of the 27 million dollars.
Why are bees' hair always sticky?
Because they use a honeycomb...
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.