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Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.
What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?
Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?
Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
Q: Why do Americans suck at Clash Royale?
A: Because they already lost two towers!
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.
Q: Why are Americans bad at Clash Of Clans?
A: They already lost two towers.
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.
Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.