They jokes
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home to run back to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
What did the slaves say when they met their soon-to-be masters?
"Aaah, a ghost!"
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.
Why are bears' hair so sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
Because they don't know what a full house is :(
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Friend: Why?
Me: Because they don't have a mother or father's day.