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Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.
Q: Why are Americans bad at Clash Of Clans?
A: They already lost two towers.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
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Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between a blowjob and cough syrup?
They can both give you relief and make you gag at the same time.
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
For someone to be stealing a bag of gold in Heaven, [they are] a criminal on Earth and [in] Heaven.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
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Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.
Two gays are getting ready for Christmas... They are expecting a big package in the mail!