They jokes

Orphan

Why do orphans like going to church?

Because they actually get to say "father" for once.

Dad

Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?

Beef

Why don't chickens and sheep get along?

Because they have beef between them.

Orphan

Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?

They love to see the whole family.

Answer

You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!

The other person: Who?

You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.

Wallet

There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.

They always make me cry.

Condom

Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.

Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.

Fire

There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.

When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.

She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"

54 students died that day.

Orphan

Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.

'Cause they sell oden, not a family.

Orphan

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

Because they don’t know where home is.

Similarity

What's a similarity between Harvey Weinstein's pants and American bombs?

They both drop unannounced and leave mass casualties.

New Yorker

Who are the fastest readers in the world? New Yorkers. They went through 110 stories in under 10 seconds.