They jokes
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?
Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker đź–• that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
Memes
What did the Turkey say to the other Turkey?
"They forgot the stuffing!"
"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"
"He died."
"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."
(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
Why can't orphanages play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang off trees.
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.