Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t get to home run!
They Jokes
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.
They always make me cry.
Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.
Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.
When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.
She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"
54 students died that day.
Why can’t orphans eat a big bag of chips?
They are family sized.
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What's a similarity between Harvey Weinstein's pants and American bombs?
They both drop unannounced and leave mass casualties.
Who are the fastest readers in the world? New Yorkers. They went through 110 stories in under 10 seconds.
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?
A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips? Because they need parent permission.
Why did the orphans go to the church?
Because they need someone to call "father."
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they do not live in a swing state.
