They jokes
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!
I complained to my dad why he never took me to the zoo.
He said if they want you, they’ll come get you.
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?
They left someone for memories!
How are women like swimming pools?
They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside.
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
Q: What's the difference between a CEO and a beer can?
A: Beer cans don't bleed when they get shot.
Putin: You came from the West and showered me with gifts.
Trump: And your prostitutes, they showered me with piss.
Why didn't Michael Jackson get away with messaging with kids? Because they were all juveniles.
What do alcoholics and gas prices have in common?
They both get really high.
Why do orphans have only 363 days in their calendar year?
Because they don't have father's and mother's days.
Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas?
Because they're dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.
Why can't Americans play chess? They have no towers.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They ain't got no home to run to.
You are recently injured because of your job as a driving instructor, so you couldn't go on vacation with your friends.
Your friends tell you that they have an Asian pilot.
You realize, "They have a -1% survival rate!"
How do 4 gay guys fit on one stool at the same time?
They flip it over.
How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They don't need lightbulbs--they glow in the dark.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they put me in a room with rubber rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once...