They jokes
I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
How do cats masturbate? They lick they pussy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they put me in a room with rubber rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once...
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
If you text your crush and they leave you on read, just know that "read" has four letters. You know what also has four letters? "Mine." So that basically means that you are theirs. :)
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!
How do 4 gay guys fit on one stool at the same time?
They flip it over.
How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They don't need lightbulbs--they glow in the dark.
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?
'Cause they only had 4 trucks.
Bro, is your hairline and your forehead good friends because they go way back?
What do lesbians and mechanics have in common?
They both use strap on tools.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find their home.
Columbine High basketball team will never be good again after they lost their two best shooters.
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.