They jokes
Why can't orphans get a job?
Because they don't have a home.
Why can't Orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both love naughty souls.
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
Because they don't know what a full house is :(
What's the difference between a blowjob and cough syrup?
They can both give you relief and make you gag at the same time.
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Friend: Why?
Me: Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.
I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.