They jokes
Your forehead and your hairline must be friends, because they go way back!
What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?
The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.
My sister.
Memes
What do lesbians and mechanics have in common?
They both use strap on tools.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't run home.
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
The earth was flat until they buried your mom.
Why canāt Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Thereās a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team?
It's cuz they always eat the bat.
Bruh, the cops just arrested a black dude...
Well nvm, they shot him dead.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
I canāt take my dog to the park anymore.
Why?
The ducks keep trying to eat him.
Why would they do that?
Because heās pure-bread.
What does Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while youāre asleep.
Every depressed person just has to say, "I WANT TO JUMP OFF THAT TALL BUILDING RIGHT THERE!" and then points to the building and runs up to it like an immature child, and then they get disappointed when they aren't allowed into the building.
Whatās the difference between a cancer patient and a British news reporter in the South?
They usually donāt live to tell the tale.
What do orgasms and impulses have in common?
I donāt care if they have either of them.