They jokes
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Jack and Jill went up a hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. šļøš
Memes
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck a plunger down the toilet.
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?
Why canāt orphans play baseball?
Because they donāt have a home to run to.
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year?
Because they don't have a Mother's and Father's Day.
Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.