They jokes
Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.
Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!
Two gays are getting ready for Christmas... They are expecting a big package in the mail!
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
Why can’t an orphan go on the field trip?
Answer: They don’t have a parent’s signature.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
How do bees get to school?
They go on a school buzz.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?
Because they were triplets!
Why are bees' hair always sticky?
Because they use a honeycomb...
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call "daddy."
An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.
Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.