Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
They Jokes
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
Because they don't know what a full house is :(
What's the difference between a blowjob and cough syrup?
They can both give you relief and make you gag at the same time.
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Friend: Why?
Me: Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.
I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they only got the plane.
Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.
