Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Itโs not like they can tell their parents.
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If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq, they asked if I could drive the car.
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't the orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to...
I'd make a masturbation joke.
But they always get out of hand.
Fat people should expect big things when they take their shirt off.
One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans, but they ran away when I asked if they had papers.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?
They get choked.
Teacher: Why do people snore?
Me: Because they sleep.
Whatโs the difference between a barcode and Rachel Sutherlandโs wrist?
Nothing, they both get scanned for a fresh new pack of razor blades.
Why canโt the orphan play baseball?
Because they donโt know where home is.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what itโs like to be wanted.
Why canโt orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
A couple and their friends were riding their tricycle, and one wheel fell off. They discussed what to do, and finally the friend said, "Why don't you just use me?" The boyfriend said, "Why did I not think of using the third wheel?"
2 weeks here.
What do dicks and popsicles have in common?
They both like to be sucked on, and they sometimes choke you.
