They jokes
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "Daddy!"
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have a Mother’s and Father’s Day.
Memes
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
Why did the Titanic sink? It's because they didn't want the icebergs' candy.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent signature.
I like telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?