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Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating!
What did the egg say to the other egg?
Nothing, they can't talk.
They say making and having friends comes with some benefits. I guess you could say I have friends with benefits.
Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.
One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans go to church?
Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.
Today I asked my best friend what their favorite joke was. They started waving their hands around, and I thought it was a sign to go, thinking I had offended them or something. Turns out they were mute...
What's the difference between a blonde chick and Alzheimer's?
None, because they both forget a lot.
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.
They called the song “Helen Keller.”
What does a cop say when they shoot ginger?
"Orange is the new black."
I should probably stop making jokes about bulimia. They just leave a bad taste in my mouth.
I asked for emotional support. They handed me a mirror and said, "Talk to someone who cares."
What do George Floyd and an astronaut have in common?
They both have very little air to breathe.
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up, and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up, so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”
A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried, he quickly rushed there.
He sat down in front of their graves and prayed, "I want to see your face again, mommy..." A miracle happened; his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.
The boy cried then said, "I want to see you too, dad." He looked at his father's grave, but nothing happened.
Suddenly, a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked, "Were you looking for me?"
Why are mountains 🏔 so funny? Because they’re hill areas, do you get it? They are hill areas, like a mountain is a hill area. It sounds like hilarious, so you get it.
Dark humor and women are very similar...
Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.
I would make a disabled joke.
But they never work.