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What does a sex offender and Santa have in common?
They will come down your "chimney" tonight.
Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.
Did you hear about the lesbians who are suing their contractor?
He used nails when they wanted tongue and groove.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Why can't Paris play chess? Because they don't have their towers (also known as rooks).
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.
Toast is like parents.
If they are both black, you have nothing to eat.
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What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because they aren’t a full essay.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: Because they come back, unlike their parents.
Why You should never poop on the floor in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have Windows. 🤢 🤣
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.
One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.
Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"
Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."
Why can't British people play chess?
Because they lost their queen.
I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.
I can also tell if they are standing.
The earth used to be flat.
Till they buried yo mama.
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.