They jokes
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
I would like to complain about the new sushi restaurant at Gatwick Airport. Although there were large portions going round on the conveyor, they did taste a bit like luggage.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent signature.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.
Memes
My bro had siblings who survived they could have helped him at any moment and now we have people around with the last name Hitler.
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friend group.
I suspected that it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq, they asked if I could drive the car.
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't the orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to...
I'd make a masturbation joke.
But they always get out of hand.
Fat people should expect big things when they take their shirt off.
One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans, but they ran away when I asked if they had papers.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?
They get choked.