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I asked for emotional support. They handed me a mirror and said, "Talk to someone who cares."
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What's the difference between a blonde chick and Alzheimer's?
None, because they both forget a lot.
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
Why is America bad at playing Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.
Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
They don't know what a house is.
What do orgasms and impulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
What do Woody and Hitler have in common?
Their bodies go limp before they get caught.
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up, and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up, so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”
A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried, he quickly rushed there.
He sat down in front of their graves and prayed, "I want to see your face again, mommy..." A miracle happened; his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.
The boy cried then said, "I want to see you too, dad." He looked at his father's grave, but nothing happened.
Suddenly, a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked, "Were you looking for me?"
Why are mountains 🏔 so funny? Because they’re hill areas, do you get it? They are hill areas, like a mountain is a hill area. It sounds like hilarious, so you get it.