They jokes
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both canβt be found.
There are painkillers, but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.
How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.
One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.
Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"
Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Memes
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they canβt get home.
I once had clothes that were so unbearably uncomfortable,
but I never realized they suited me.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't the orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to...
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friend group.
I suspected that it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
I'd make a masturbation joke.
But they always get out of hand.
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating?
They like to bone a petite.
Why canβt orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent signature.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Fatherβs or Motherβs Day.
Why canβt orphans play baseball?
Because they canβt run home.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.