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What's the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person?
They both hang...
I liked my life when I first got it... Later they said no because I didn’t have the receipt.
Why can an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What’s a similarity between a priest and McDonald’s?
They both shove their meat between 10 year old buns.
What do apples and witches have in common? They both hang on trees.
How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?
I don't know, they just keep Putin them in.
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.
Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!
Hey you, the person who's scrolling, I know you might have depression and some feel they can't talk to anyone about it, so in the comments please, if you need to talk to others, if you comment about it and say you need to talk to someone, I promise you that I will talk to you. You are not alone, and even though it seems it won't change and get better, it will, I promise.
Please no harsh comments toward each other.
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
"But why?" they asked, as they moved off.
"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."
Dad: You're adopted.
Son: Where are my real parents?
Dad: >:D They are dead, now come to their grave and sleep there.
Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.
A man went to a Ford dealership hoping to find a car, but he said they weren't affordable.
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
Q: How did the explorers get to school?
A: They rode the Colum-bus!
There was a boy named Sammy, and he was deeply in love with a girl named Rayne. But she didn’t notice him or talk to him. But one day, she did, and they end up liking each other and getting married and lived happil- wait no, that’s not right. Sammy snuck in Rayne’s house at night and kidnapped her, locked her in his basement, and turned her into a puppet so she'd be with him forever and ever. The End.