Why do orphans go to church?
Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.
Orphans in Church
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, genius. You see, orphans don't have a dad, right? And people often call priests "father" in church. So, the orphan ain't there for God; they're just looking for a parental figure. Get it now, Einstein?