They jokes
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I'd make a masturbation joke.
But they always get out of hand.
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?
Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.
One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.
Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"
Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."