They jokes
Communists don't play Minecraft.
They play Ourcraft.
Why do toy bears have small eyes? Because they were made in China.
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree, what happens when he hits the ground?
Nothin' much, he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope.
What do fire and people have in common?
They will both eventually die out.
Why would a vegetarian never moan during sex?
They don't wanna admit that a piece of meat made them happy.
Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.
Why are there no guns in China? They might do some "ting wong!"
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
Why should China be a baseball team?
Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!
Kid #1: You're adopted.
Kid #2: At least they wanted me.
Kid #1: Did your real parents want you?
Why can't orphans play at a McDonald's play place? They don't have parent supervision.
Why are dead baby jokes always funny?
They never get old.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because they finally have a home.
If an emo kid takes antidepressant medication, will they be happy?
Why don't midgets use tampons?
Answer: They are always tripping over the string.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so they can fetch some pee. Jack fell down and broke his whole body. Jill just laughed and didn’t care, so now they have a daughter.
Straights are ALWAYS asking LGBTQ+ people why they have such GOOD FASHION SENSE. We didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing, honey ;)
Two muffins are sitting in a bar.
The first muffin says to the bartender, "I'll have the usual."
The second one does not say anything to the bartender because muffins lack the vocal ability of humans, and even with the proper anatomy capable of speech access, they would most certainly be entirely unable to comprehend the human language. In fact, the first muffin would indefinitely not be able to provide speech to the bartender. The muffins also lack the muscular structure to be capable of support themselves to being suspended also preventing their access to movement. Even with the human-like structure, muffins lack brains, which are an essential part of being able to send nerve contact within the legs to be able to move. Also, with them lacking a brain structure entirely prevents them from speech. The anatomy simply prohibits the food items mentioned to be able to carry out any of the tasks required to get them to said bar and be able to speak, thus making the situation untruthful and completely idiotic.
I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.
The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫