Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.
They Jokes
Why do they call them apartments when they are together?
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: Because they come back, unlike their parents.
I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.
I can also tell if they are standing.
What does an orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
Why You should never poop on the floor in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have Windows. 🤢 🤣
I once had clothes that were so unbearably uncomfortable,
but I never realized they suited me.
The eyelash and the lipstick got into a fight. Soon they will make up.
Play dead, they said.
Wasn't too hard.
I've been dead inside for years.
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Because they found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment!
Kid: Licks money.
Mom: Hey, don’t lick the money. It is dirty.
Kid: Is that why they call people filthy rich?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find the first base they came from.
Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?
Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.
What do crows use when they get a phone?
A "CAWing" card!
