They jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
How did the guys with Down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
Memes
What have we humans come to?
What did Jesus say when they removed the nails from his hands?
"Feet! Feet!"
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. Instead, they got a plane.