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Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
People: (arguing about stopping orphan jokes since they aren't funny).
Me: (m e h. i d o n t c a r e)
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? π€
Well, in September 11th...
Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.
He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"
She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."
I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.
Memes
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
Why canβt Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
Yoo! I found a $100 bill, found a child who said they lost their $100 bill. Gave them $25.
When God gives you glory, you give it back.
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.
Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"
Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they canβt get home.
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both canβt be found.
There are painkillers, but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.
How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.