They jokes
Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?
Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!
Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.
Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!
Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.
Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait
Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.
Why can't British people play chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.
A man is on his death sentence, and he gets to choose his last meal.
He asks his guard for a McDonald's Ice Cream, and lives a very long life. They never found a working machine.
Orphans might as well join the military or a gang because they have no family.
What does a sex offender and Santa have in common?
They will come down your "chimney" tonight.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Did you hear about the lesbians who are suing their contractor?
He used nails when they wanted tongue and groove.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
Why can't Paris play chess? Because they don't have their towers (also known as rooks).
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
Why do they call them apartments when they are together?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find the first base they came from.
The eyelash and the lipstick got into a fight. Soon they will make up.
I once had clothes that were so unbearably uncomfortable,
but I never realized they suited me.
Play dead, they said.
Wasn't too hard.
I've been dead inside for years.
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Because they found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment!