They jokes
Dark humor and women are very similar...
Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.
Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?
Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!
Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.
Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!
Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.
Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait
Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I would make a disabled joke.
But they never work.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.
Did you hear about the lesbians who are suing their contractor?
He used nails when they wanted tongue and groove.
Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"
I'm so jealous of babies with anencephaly.
They can eat all the ice cream they want and never get brain freezes.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?
Because they blow up in your face.
Toast is like parents.
If they are both black, you have nothing to eat.
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.
Why can't British people play chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
What does a sex offender and Santa have in common?
They will come down your "chimney" tonight.
A man is on his death sentence, and he gets to choose his last meal.
He asks his guard for a McDonald's Ice Cream, and lives a very long life. They never found a working machine.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Why can't Paris play chess? Because they don't have their towers (also known as rooks).
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.