They jokes
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
Yoo! I found a $100 bill, found a child who said they lost their $100 bill. Gave them $25.
When God gives you glory, you give it back.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"
My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex. Guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted to watch.
Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
There are painkillers, but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.