They jokes

Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah.

Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna," but dumb-ass Jill forgot her pills, and now they have 12 kids.

What does a condom and a coffin have in common?

They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.

Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.

Why can't orphans have iPhones?

Because they can't find the home button.

Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"

Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

They say the surest way to a man’s heart is through the stomach. But, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.

What does my dad have in common with Nemo?

They both can’t be found.

What do gay guys and priests have in common?

They are both gay in their own ways.

Why can Asian people buy phones?

'Cause they might call the wrong number.

I got arrested because I cremated a guy. They said the guy had been alive when I burned him. I mean, it's an early cremation—what's the difference?

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They don't have a home plate.

I called a suicide hotline in Iraq... They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!

Why can't orphans have an iPhone?

'Cause they can't find the home button.

What did the Twin Towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza?

When the pizza man got there, all they got was plane.

What do Priests and School shooters have in common?

They both blast little kids in the face.

What has teeth but doesn't use them to chew? The answer would be a comb or a piano, but technically, if you ripped someone's teeth out and hand them to them, they have teeth but can't chew with them.

Why don’t orphans play the game of hide-and-seek?

They won’t be found because no one will look for them.

What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.