They jokes
Why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12?
They don't have a home button.
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
Why do trees never call Emos? Because they always hang up on them.
What do orgasms and pulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
They don't know what a house is.
Why can’t orphans have Google Homes?
Because they don’t have a home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
I got a job at a library. I got fired after 15 minutes. They told me it was because I put women's rights in the fiction section.
The students at Columbine needed books. But all they got were magazines.
Women understand each other.
That’s why they argue.
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up, and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up, so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”
A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried, he quickly rushed there.
He sat down in front of their graves and prayed, "I want to see your face again, mommy..." A miracle happened; his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.
The boy cried then said, "I want to see you too, dad." He looked at his father's grave, but nothing happened.
Suddenly, a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked, "Were you looking for me?"
Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?
Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!
Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.
Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!
Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.
Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait
Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Dark humor and women are very similar...
Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.
I would make a disabled joke.
But they never work.
Why are mountains 🏔 so funny? Because they’re hill areas, do you get it? They are hill areas, like a mountain is a hill area. It sounds like hilarious, so you get it.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.
Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"