They jokes
Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.
Why can orphans get away from the FBI?
Because they don't have a house.
Why can’t orphans have Google Homes?
Because they don’t have a home.
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!
What do old people have when they are sick.
A going away party.
If trees were sentient, they would make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood.
Now ain't that cool?
Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
It's quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday," then they want to give you a spanking.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball??
They can’t hit a home run! 😂
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12?
They don't have a home button.
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.