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Dark humor and women are very similar...
Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.
I would make a disabled joke.
But they never work.
Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?
Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!
Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.
Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!
Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.
Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait
Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.
What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because they aren’t a full essay.
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I've tried to like all of your jokes. They are funny 😆 and joshisboss, you are awesome. Keep up the good work 👍!
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.
Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.