They jokes
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled!
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating!
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So that they had someone to call father.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.
They say making and having friends comes with some benefits. I guess you could say I have friends with benefits.
A man walks into a store and orders 2 large chips. They give them to him and he says:
"I ordered 2 large chips, not 100 little ones!"
Why is it hard having a relationship with an astronaut?
Because they are always so distant. :-]
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?
They are both jokers.
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
They said time heals all wounds, well, I broke your watch.
Stairs are bad, because they are always up to something.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims: they went through a hundred stories in 10 seconds.
Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.
They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!