Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.
They Jokes
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
Why is a bee's hair so smooth and sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have a Mother’s and Father’s Day.
I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating?
They like to bone a petite.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father’s or Mother’s Day.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
I would like to complain about the new sushi restaurant at Gatwick Airport. Although there were large portions going round on the conveyor, they did taste a bit like luggage.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent signature.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friend group.
I suspected that it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane.
