They jokes
Why do orphans like robbing banks?
So they can be wanted.
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
Q: Why are medication pills white?
A: Because they work.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt.
Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
They said time heals all wounds, well, I broke your watch.
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
I live next to a kindergarten, and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it's me who has a drill around little children.
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive.
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?
They are both jokers.
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
A man walks into a store and orders 2 large chips. They give them to him and he says:
"I ordered 2 large chips, not 100 little ones!"
Why is it hard having a relationship with an astronaut?
Because they are always so distant. :-]