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What's similar between a blind kid and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
Why is America the fastest readers?
They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣
Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exercise. They got up into the air and Jim said, "Okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want." Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, "I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire." Allyn said "What?" as he looked over at Jim.
Money and my mom are kinda the same thing; they come and leave easily.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can be loved.
Why do orphans love going to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."
Why do doctors use so much lipstick?
Because they love cos-medics!
Chinese always proud of their principle in business.
The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.
What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because they aren’t a full essay.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
This kid was going to sleep and he said, "Night, Mum. Night, Dad. And night, Grandma, and bye, Grandpa." The next morning, Grandpa died, and the next night he said, "Night, Dad. Night, Mum. Night, Grandma." Grandma died the next morning. The next night he said, "Night, Mum, bye, Dad," and they heard the postman died because he was the dad, lol.
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing? Because they had no arms.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?