They jokes
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they canโt get home.
How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.
One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.
Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"
Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
Why is a bee's hair so smooth and sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because they donโt have a Motherโs and Fatherโs Day.
I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
Why canโt orphans play baseball?
Because they canโt run home.
Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating?
They like to bone a petite.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Fatherโs or Motherโs Day.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.