They jokes
Three blonde girls are on an island, and they are much too far away from land to swim. They find a genie on the island who offers them each one wish. The first girl says, "I wish I was smart enough to get off this island!" So the genie makes her a redheaded girl, she cuts down a tree, makes it into a boat, and proceeds to row off the island.
The next girl says, "I wish I was even smarter than her so I don't have to do so much manual labor!" So she turns into a brunette and makes a sailboat and lets the wind take her off the island.
The final girl says, "I wish I was smarter than both of them!" So she turns into a man and takes the bridge.
Why are drums and autistic people the same?
They both go "uh uh uh uh uh uh!"
Kids are like a box of chocolates, they taste so good and you never know what you are going to get.
God sent gays to fix overpopulation. Until they ended same-sex marriage.
I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.
Memes
they said they hated anyone who liked anime and that they were gonna hurt them
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
They put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library.
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"
What do orphans have in common with mute children?
They can't talk to their parents.
What do an Olympic silver medalist and a Catholic priest have in common?
A: They both come in a little behind.
Babies are like airstrikes; they get aborted.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until they see their parents.
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
French fries weren't originally cooked in France. They were cooked in Greece.
I hate when my class want to play hangman. Not because they hang a man, but because I get jealous.
Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?
'Cause they can't make it family friendly.
Q: How did the explorers get to school?
A: They rode the Colum-bus!
Why do lions 🦁 go to SUBWAY 🥪?
Because they like to EAT FLESH.
Bosses are like seagulls.
They fly in, make a lot of noise, crap all over everything, then fly out.
Why do orphans go to church so much?
So they can have someone to call father.