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Damn Americans, they fucking suck at Clash Royale.
What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?
They believe their own lies.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters?
They both shoot when they see kids.
What's the difference between an apple and emos?
They both hang on trees.
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...
'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
Would you like to try African food?
They would too.
Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Q. Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
A. Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they only got plane.
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have no body to go with.
What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?
They both kidnap Canadian women!
The couple next door made a porn film.
They don’t know it yet.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have no one to call "daddy."
Why is American bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
People shouldn’t be afraid during a zombie apocalypse.
They can stay in their living room.
Why are birds good at social media?
Because they "tweet" all the time!?
What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.