They jokes

Punch an orphan in the face what they gonna do? Tell there parents

Why do emos like circles? Because they can hang out with them.

Three blonde girls are on an island, and they are much too far away from land to swim. They find a genie on the island who offers them each one wish. The first girl says, "I wish I was smart enough to get off this island!" So the genie makes her a redheaded girl, she cuts down a tree, makes it into a boat, and proceeds to row off the island.

The next girl says, "I wish I was even smarter than her so I don't have to do so much manual labor!" So she turns into a brunette and makes a sailboat and lets the wind take her off the island.

The final girl says, "I wish I was smarter than both of them!" So she turns into a man and takes the bridge.

Why are drums and autistic people the same?

They both go "uh uh uh uh uh uh!"

Kids are like a box of chocolates, they taste so good and you never know what you are going to get.

God sent gays to fix overpopulation. Until they ended same-sex marriage.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until they see their parents.

What do orphans have in common with mute children?

They can't talk to their parents.

I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.

What do an Olympic silver medalist and a Catholic priest have in common?

A: They both come in a little behind.

Babies are like airstrikes; they get aborted.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because they can't make a home run.

What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?

They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.

They put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library.

What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?

They both came from behind and crushed them.

French fries weren't originally cooked in France. They were cooked in Greece.

I hate when my class want to play hangman. Not because they hang a man, but because I get jealous.

What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"

Why do orphans go to church so much?

So they can have someone to call father.

I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.