They jokes
Punch an orphan in the face what they gonna do? Tell there parents
What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
Why do emos like circles? Because they can hang out with them.
Three blonde girls are on an island, and they are much too far away from land to swim. They find a genie on the island who offers them each one wish. The first girl says, "I wish I was smart enough to get off this island!" So the genie makes her a redheaded girl, she cuts down a tree, makes it into a boat, and proceeds to row off the island.
The next girl says, "I wish I was even smarter than her so I don't have to do so much manual labor!" So she turns into a brunette and makes a sailboat and lets the wind take her off the island.
The final girl says, "I wish I was smarter than both of them!" So she turns into a man and takes the bridge.
Why are drums and autistic people the same?
They both go "uh uh uh uh uh uh!"
Kids are like a box of chocolates, they taste so good and you never know what you are going to get.
So, there was a male whale and a female whale swimming through the ocean. One day the male whale sees a ship and says, "That's the ship that killed my parents!" So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea.
The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive, so he opened his mouth and went for the man, but out of nowhere the female whale yells, "Hey!! I was in it for the blowjob, but I'm not gonna eat seamen!"
God sent gays to fix overpopulation. Until they ended same-sex marriage.
Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?
'Cause they can't make it family friendly.
Why do lions 🦁 go to SUBWAY 🥪?
Because they like to EAT FLESH.
Q: How did the explorers get to school?
A: They rode the Colum-bus!
Bosses are like seagulls.
They fly in, make a lot of noise, crap all over everything, then fly out.
Why do orphans go to church so much?
So they can have someone to call father.
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.
French fries weren't originally cooked in France. They were cooked in Greece.
I hate when my class want to play hangman. Not because they hang a man, but because I get jealous.
What do orphans have in common with mute children?
They can't talk to their parents.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until they see their parents.
I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.