Why do ducks have feathers? So they can cover their butt quacks.
They Jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
Why do pedophiles always lose a race?
Because they come in a little behind.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.
I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted, and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach, and an deppresso expresso."
What do a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make loud noises when thrown.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
Why can't orphans be gay? They have nobody to call "daddy."
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
