They jokes
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have no one to call "daddy."
Why is American bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.
Would you like to try African food?
They would too.
Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.
Memes
joe mama roast
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...
'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?
They believe their own lies.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Damn Americans, they fucking suck at Clash Royale.
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.
What's the difference between an apple and emos?
They both hang on trees.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.
Q. Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
A. Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they only got plane.
People shouldn’t be afraid during a zombie apocalypse.
They can stay in their living room.
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have no body to go with.