They jokes

Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...

'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.

Would you like to try African food?

They would too.

Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.

If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Q. Why were the Twin Towers so mad?

A. Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they only got plane.

Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.

Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?

Because they have no body to go with.

What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?

They both kidnap Canadian women!

Q: Why can't orphans be gay?

A: They have no one to call "daddy."

Why is American bad at Clash of Clans?

Because they already lost 2 towers.

People shouldn’t be afraid during a zombie apocalypse.

They can stay in their living room.

Why are birds good at social media?

Because they "tweet" all the time!?

What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?

Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.

What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.

What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?

Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂

The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die: to be shot, to be hung, or to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.

So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head." Boom, he was dead instantly.

Then the Italian said, "Just hang me." Snap, he was dead.

Then the Irishman said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff." They gave him the shot, and the Irishman fell down laughing. The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.

Then the Irishman said, "Give me another one of those shots," so the guards did. Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over.

Finally, the warden said, "What is wrong with you?"

The Irishman replied, "You guys are so stupid... I'm wearing a condom!"

Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned, and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience.

The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, "If you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!"

Three people explored the jungles, one was from France, one from Britain, and the other from America.

While exploring, they were captured by the tribe living there. The tribesmen told the three, "You three have invaded our territory, so we must kill you and use your bodies to create canoes. However, we aren't that heartless, so we'll let you choose your deaths."

So the French guy asked for a gun, pointed to his head, and said "Viva la France!" and shot himself. The Britain guy requested poison and said, "For the Queen!" and drank the poison. Lastly, the American asked for a spoon. The tribesmen were confused but still gave him the spoon. When the American got the spoon, he started stabbing himself, "Try make a canoe out of this one!"

Muslims love to exaggerate, that's why they always blow things up.

If you're ever bored, rape an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?