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Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
Why do lions 🦁 go to SUBWAY 🥪?
Because they like to EAT FLESH.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until they see their parents.
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.
they said they hated anyone who liked anime and that they were gonna hurt them
French fries weren't originally cooked in France. They were cooked in Greece.
I hate when my class want to play hangman. Not because they hang a man, but because I get jealous.
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"
Why do orphans go to church so much?
So they can have someone to call father.
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.
Bosses are like seagulls.
They fly in, make a lot of noise, crap all over everything, then fly out.
Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?
'Cause they can't make it family friendly.
Q: How did the explorers get to school?
A: They rode the Colum-bus!
They put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library.
Three ladies were on a flight when suddenly the captain announced, "Please prepare for a crash landing."
The first lady put on all her jewelry. Surprised by this, the other ladies questioned her actions. The first lady replied, "Well, when they come to rescue us they will see that I am rich and will rescue me first." The second lady, not wanting to be left behind, began to take off her top and bra. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, when they come to rescue us, they will see my great tits and will take me first." The third lady who was African, not wanting to be outdone, took off her pants and panties. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, they always search for the black box first."
I donated to the LGBTQ community. Hopefully now they can find a cure.
What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison one thing or another.
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
Men built civilisations. Men went to the moon. Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society.
Women did none of those. They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines.
Why do people watch hentai?
Because they are as fake as pornstars are.