They jokes
In prison, they called me sweet cheeks.
Why are short people sad?
Don't judge though, it's crap but...
Because they couldn't reach happiness.
What's similar between a pregnant 14 y/o girl and the foetus inside of her?
They both are thinking "My mom's gonna kill me!"
So, my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn’t actually tell me the joke... I was the joke. 😭😭😭😔😔😔😒😒😒
Why can’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts.
All right, I know one joke. Um, there's a mollusk, see? And he walks up to a sea...
Well, he doesn't walk up, he swims up.
Well, actually, the mollusk isn't moving, he's in one place.
And then the sea cucumber, well, they... I mixed up.
There was a mollusk and a sea cucumber. None of them were walking, so forget that...
There was this mollusk and he walks up to a sea cucumber. Normally they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke, everyone talks.
So just then, the sea cucumber looks over to the mollusk and says, "With fronds like these, who needs anemones?"
There's a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
I saw a disabled person in the super market. They were at the vegetable aisle.
How do angels 😇 make holy water 💧?
They boil the hell out of it.
A man finds out his wife is cheating on him with his best friend, so he hires a hitman to shoot his wife in the head, and his friend in the balls. The hitman charges $100 per bullet. The man agrees.
Later, they set up, and the hitman looks through the scope and says, “I can save you $100!”
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
You know why orphans can't play baseball? 'Cause they can't find home.
Yo mama so hairy that when she go to the hair salon they say, "No pets allowed."
Why do orphans become hookers?
They can call someone daddy.
I got banana nut bread for you.
Oh no, the nuts are missing!
Oh, I found them!
You know where they are?
UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy" 😔
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Do you know why I hate pedophiles? They are fucking immature kids!