You know why orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their parents.
They Jokes
How many feminazis does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they can't change anything.
If 80% of all suicides in the UK are males, and women want equality, then maybe they should just kill themselves.
Two businessmen bought the Milwaukee Bucks for $500 million. They are very excited about their transaction, for this is the only legal way to own black people.
How do they execute paraplegics?
With the electric wheelchair.
“Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?”
“No.”
“Neither have they.”
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the cat meow?
Because it's a cat, and they meow.
So I was on a Discord call the other day, and one of my friends, an American buddy, joined, and we had a conversation.
Until they said: "When did pounds change to quid?"
And I said: "They're the exact same thing."
Then they said: "But when did it happen?"
So I said: "When did school change to shooting range?"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.
Damn Americans, they fucking suck at Clash Royale.
What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?
They believe their own lies.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters?
They both shoot when they see kids.
What's the difference between an apple and emos?
They both hang on trees.
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...
'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
Would you like to try African food?
They would too.
