They jokes
Why are some girls scared easily?
They don't have balls.
There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.
Why do orphans pray to God?
So they have someone to call father.
How do homeless people move where they're living?
They pick up their box and walk away.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
Why does it take so long for the pirates to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years on C! Pirate: A, B, sea?
What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine.
Why should you not let an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is. 😢
I called my dog J. They said, "Joné."
If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?
They say I’m sliced like the apples in a kids meal.
Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?
A: Because they were a racquet!
Why can't bugs drive... because they don't have a LICE-ens...
BA-DUM CHHH!
I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always come back.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they can't go to home base. 😈
What happened when the teacher tied all the students' shoe laces together?
They took a class trip.
You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.