They jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?
Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
Why do orphans pray to God?
So they have someone to call father.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?
There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
Why are some girls scared easily?
They don't have balls.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
Why does it take so long for the pirates to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years on C! Pirate: A, B, sea?
Why did two fours skip lunch? They already ate.
What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine.
Why should you not let an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is. 😢
Jokes are like Indians.
They never die, they just get reincarnated.
These posts are brutal; they're leaving nothing left standing.
If a CEO goes blind, are they just an EO?