They jokes
When deaf people see someone yawning, do they think they're screaming?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why are priests so bad at racing? They are always in the 'little behind'.
Why did the family move away?
Because they lost their son.
Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home,” they only had one option.
they didnt understand me
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.
They told me I'd never be good at poetry.
But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase, and they look lovely!
I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.
In a white van.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
Why can't an orphan ever play baseball?
Because they never found home.
Q: What's the difference between a CEO and a beer can?
A: Beer cans don't bleed when they get shot.
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
Why are eagles 🦅 bald? Because they don’t wear wigs.
What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.