They jokes

A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery store. The young boy then screams to a random woman “you're an ugly bitch.”

The mother grabs her son and says, “I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look."

What is so similar about a concrete block and a garden?

They both make vegetables.

Friends are like penguins: if you stab them, they die. 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so they could fuck in the water. But Jack forgot to use protection and now they have a daughter.

Women be like, "Porn is how we get money," then get angry when boys treat women like shit because they seen it on porn.

How do bees 🐝 get to school?

They ride the school buzz!

Why do orphans not play baseball?

'Cause they can't find home.

Kid: Why do orphans like tennis?

Dad: Because it's the only time they get "love."

What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative? Nothing, they both make you cry when you look at it.

I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.

What do classical musicians do when they die?

They decompose.

What do 9/11 and gender have in common?

They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.

Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.

You want to hear a 9/11 joke?

I bet they did too!

Why couldn't Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach?

Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!

What do a priest and a pedo have in common?

Nothing, they both like kids.

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.

What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex?

They both went down on my dad.

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they won't find anybody to call "daddy."