They jokes
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims because they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds. 😂
How do fish get high?
Because they eat seaweed.
Why do orphans play GTA5 so much?
So they could be wanted.
Why can’t orphans use computers?
Because they don’t have a homepage.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.
Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
A: They already ate the bat.
Why can’t you give an orphan homework?
Because they don’t have a home to do it in.
Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?
I don't know, they just keep Putin them in.
A man gets captured by cannibals.
Every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food. Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "You can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks."
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can’t find home.
How do chickens 🐔 get stronger and stronger?
They egg-xercise every day!
What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.
What is the best power that man can do? They can move the mountain with their tongue.
One day, two friends found a treasure map. So they decided to try to find the treasure.
After several hours they found the treasure. It was a suit that gives the person wearing it super strength. One of the friends wore the suit and hugged the other friend. They were both red.
I only trust people that like big butts... they cannot lie.