They jokes
Yo momma decided to go to KFC until she realized she had to share with her family, so she bought ten buckets and the cashier said, "Here is the receipt." Now yo momma got afraid of how much money she had to spend, despiting on how she spent more than Drake's net worth that he can even lend. She went back home seeing her family looking at her and the KFC, thinking that could be her rent, but the whole family dug into the food. By the second they see the plates empty and seeing the lazy mom steady, she ate so much she wasn't ready until she fell, which caused an earthquake, which made her go to jail, which caused her to be scary.
If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."
Why are history teachers always women? Because they like to bring up the past.
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
Why can the orphan only go to restaurants?
Because they can't have homemade meals.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims because they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds. 😂
Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.
They told me I'd never be good at poetry.
But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase, and they look lovely!
Why can’t you give an orphan homework?
Because they don’t have a home to do it in.
How do chickens 🐔 get stronger and stronger?
They egg-xercise every day!
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?
I don't know, they just keep Putin them in.
A man gets captured by cannibals.
Every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food. Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "You can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks."
Everything is made in China, except babies... They are made in Vachina.
What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can’t find home.
What is the best power that man can do? They can move the mountain with their tongue.
How do fish get high?
Because they eat seaweed.
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.