Thereness jokes
I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.
In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.
There's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck.
One is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have, and the second reason is to whack off.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home plate.
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
THERE IS NO AFTERLIFE.
"Princess, you there? :("
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
I don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
Oil and Ass.
Big Phat Wet Ass Orgy 2.
Bubble Butt Bonanza 2.
Big Bubble-Butt Cheerleaders 2.
Big Wet Butts 5.
There Will Be Cum 9.
Mandingo Rocks That Ass.
Big Butts Like It Big 2.
Blowjob Ninjas 5.
Keep It Right There 2.
Big Wet Brazilian Asses! 6
There are three types of people in the world:
Those who can count and those who can’t.
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?
Girls: Boys are like games, they're meant to get played.
Boys: Girls are like stones, the flat ones get skipped.
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
God said, "Let there be light," and it was lit!
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.