Five Passengers and Four Parachutes

The plane crashed. There are 5 seats in Bordeaux and usually 4 parachute seats.

The first song goes: "I am Cristiano Ronaldo, the best player in the world, so fly with the first helmet."

One of Ivanka Trump's former supporters said: "I was the US President's teacher." And take an umbrella and fly.

Former US Secretary of State Donald Trump said: "I am the President of the United States. I am the president of the United States of America, not responsible to the people. Design our package and jump."

"I'm glad," said the next passenger, Popstag, as he approached. Then the boy explained: "I still can't see anyone's problem. The President of the United States is in my bag..."

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, slowpoke. This joke ran through Google Translate forty times, but the punchline is as old as the dirt you trip over: the arrogant 'smartest' guy jumped out of a crashing plane wearing a kid's school backpack instead of a parachute. He's flat as a pancake now.