Thereness jokes
Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom, I checked inside her ham sandwich, and there were fresh drugs.
Roses are red, violets are blue. You belong in a zoo, but don't worry, I'll be there too. Just not in a cage, I'll be laughing at you.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home plate.
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? Family, but there's no "f".
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
Why do orphans go to church?
Because there they have a father.
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
What happens when an emo goes to the grocery store? The cashier scans their wrist too.
There are only two genders.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.
Son: Why?
Father: You’ll need them there.
There was an orphan once, and someone knocks on his door and said, "Hello, son, come and hug me." But the orphan says, "Excuse me, who are you?" and the guy says, "You don't remember me? I'm your dad." And then the orphan says, "Fine then, if you're really my dad, come inside and let me ask you some questions." And the man says, "OK then, but I am really your dad." Then the orphan asked some questions to the man, and the man gets some of them right, so the orphan believes that the man is his dad. And then the orphan says, "You really are my dad?" and then he shows his dad his house, and the orphan has a roommate, and the dad and the orphan finally get to the bedroom, and then the dad knocks out the orphan, and then the dad starts to have something with the orphan/son, and the roommate hears weird noises in the orphan's/son's room, and he walks in and sees them having sex, and the roommate records it but then kicks the dad out of the house, and then the roommate shares the video to the orphan's school chat, and then the next day the dad gets arrested because he was actually a gay nonce, and everybody at the orphan's school calls him gay, but he really isn't, but since he was mad and disgusted, he pulled an AK47 out of his bag and kills everybody in the school and was never seen again.
Btw this is a joke so don't take it seriously.
Why do men midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls get tickled by the grass.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family?
(There is no F in orphan.)
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
So all blondes are dumb, right?
Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than Black?
Why can't you get water in the North Pole?
Because there is no well.
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.