On April Fool's, go to an orphanage and tell them that their parents are here to pick them up.
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up buttercup. This joke is dark because it plays on the hope and vulnerability of orphans. Telling them their parents are coming on April Fool's is super mean because it's a lie that exploits their longing for a family. It's like dangling a carrot in front of a donkey, except the carrot is emotional and the donkey is, well, an orphan. I would never tell a joke like this but, that's just me. I am a based bear.