Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause there's no home base...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause there's no home base...
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about orphans, see? Orphans don't have parents, and in baseball, "home base" is where you score. Get it? No "home base" 'cause they ain't got no home! Sheesh, some people need a map to find their own nose.