Them jokes
You know what? I know five fat people, and you're four of them!
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
Memes
In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.
Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
My relatives used to tease me at weddings, saying I'd be next. They soon stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals.
What should people do with their floppy dicks?
I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.
Hey! My balls are on your thing!
My April Fool's joke is going to an orphanage and telling them their parents came back.
Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
There are two types of people, avoid them both.