Them jokes

My April Fool's joke is going to an orphanage and telling them their parents came back.

Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?

Why would a cannibal stop eating people?

If they got fed up with them.

Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.

What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?

They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.

What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?

I want them both in my mouth!

Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.

I got two cups of milk. One for me and one for my son.

We both drank them at the same time and tried not to puke. I won, since my son is face first on the table with his blood all over.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.

Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.

People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.

How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.

Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.

I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.

Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."

Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub" is one way to describe how my inner child acts, but yesterday I killed them. Now I hear "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," I’m drowning in the tub.

If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"

You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔

You know what? I know five fat people, and you're four of them!