Them jokes
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say to adults when he sees them?
Keep away from me-hee-hee.
Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.
You know what? I know five fat people, and you're four of them!
My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.
I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.
God, when terminally ill children beg him to heal them:
God: No, I don’t want to.
Memes
Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?
When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"
"Dad, did you get a haircut?"
"No, I got them all cut!"
Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.
Q: How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
A: You give them a Sandy Hook.
You text someone to ask them why they snobbed you. Then they snob you again.
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.
"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub" is one way to describe how my inner child acts, but yesterday I killed them. Now I hear "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," I’m drowning in the tub.
Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.