Them jokes

In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.

Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.

How to Make an Orphan cry

Step 1: Talk about Home.

Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.

Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!

My relatives used to tease me at weddings, saying I'd be next. They soon stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals.

What should people do with their floppy dicks?

I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!

Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!

Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.

"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."

I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.

Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.

Hey! My balls are on your thing!

My April Fool's joke is going to an orphanage and telling them their parents came back.

Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?

Why would a cannibal stop eating people?

If they got fed up with them.

Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.

What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.

It's not like they can tell their parents.

There are two types of people, avoid them both.

Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.

What do parents and dark humor have in common? Not everyone gets them.

I got two cups of milk. One for me and one for my son.

We both drank them at the same time and tried not to puke. I won, since my son is face first on the table with his blood all over.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.

Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.