How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you throw them.
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.
The sad thing is when they ride the scooters in Wal-Mart... Really, you declining to walk is what got your fat ass in that scooter to begin with... And damned if they aren't buying diet soda... Please... cull this shit... We don't need them in society... KFC is not a disease.
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
why cant orphans be gay
because they dont have noone to call them daddy
What is the diffrence between a bag of chips and a gun...
If you pull one of them suddenly everybody wants to be your friend
Why cant orphans go outside? Because they're parents aren't there to watch them!
Why cant orphans go outside? Because they have no parent to watch them!
Why cant orphans go outside? Because they're parents cant watch them!
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a yo mama joke they won’t get it.
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to
Q. How do you get 50 babies in a bucket??? A. With a blender!!!......... Q.How do you take them out??? A. With Doritos!!!
I have so many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
How many babies does it take to paint the walls red ?
Depends how hard u throw them
Why do orphans have no home? Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
Why can’t orphans go to school because they don’t have a parent to sign them up
What’s the best thing about sex with 119 year olds? There are 100 of them
There is a difference between my brother and Steven hawking, at least one of them do something
Some people are such "treasures" that you just want to bury them
why can't orphans can't be home school? Because they have not parent to home school them
