Them jokes

Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.

What do parents and dark humor have in common? Not everyone gets them.

I got two cups of milk. One for me and one for my son.

We both drank them at the same time and tried not to puke. I won, since my son is face first on the table with his blood all over.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.

Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.

People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.

How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.

What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?

They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.

Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.

Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?

Because homing missiles don't work on them.

What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?

I want them both in my mouth!

I really like those "driverless cars." I saw loads of them last week in the car park.

Like, if you hate wearing a mask.

Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!

True story by the way.

Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.

Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.

Why can’t orphans eat cereal with milk? Cause mummy never gave them some.

Yesterday I had a party.

I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.

I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!

Yesterday I had a party in my basement.

I got questioned a lot about 5 dead kids in the corner shut in a box. I did that when I was 13, damn I forgot about them!

Why can’t an orphan play games with a full house in them? Because they don’t know what a full house is.

Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?

Because for them, love isn't an open door.

Is it bad to hit an orphan?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.