Them jokes

Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!

In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.

Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.

How to Make an Orphan cry

Step 1: Talk about Home.

Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.

Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!

My relatives used to tease me at weddings, saying I'd be next. They soon stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals.

What should people do with their floppy dicks?

I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!

Why don't orphans go to the park?

Because their parents can't push them on the swing!

I really like those "driverless cars." I saw loads of them last week in the car park.

Why can’t orphans eat cereal with milk? Cause mummy never gave them some.

Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.

Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.

Like, if you hate wearing a mask.

Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!

True story by the way.

Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.

Why can’t an orphan play games with a full house in them? Because they don’t know what a full house is.

Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?

Because for them, love isn't an open door.

Yesterday I had a party.

I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.

I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!

Yesterday I had a party in my basement.

I got questioned a lot about 5 dead kids in the corner shut in a box. I did that when I was 13, damn I forgot about them!

What's the difference between a man's wife and his dog?

Lock them both in the trunk for three hours and see which is happy to see you when you open it.

Is it bad to hit an orphan?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.

If a sped is late for class, is it wrong to call them tardy?

Why do we name hurricanes?

To keep an eye on them.

Someone asked me if I was a good sleeper. I told them I'm so good that I can do it with my eyes closed.