Them jokes

You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔

Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."

If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"

I got two cups of milk. One for me and one for my son.

We both drank them at the same time and tried not to puke. I won, since my son is face first on the table with his blood all over.

Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.

How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.

People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.

Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.

What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?

I want them both in my mouth!

What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?

They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.

I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over them.

Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.

Like, if you hate wearing a mask.

Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!

True story by the way.

How to Make an Orphan cry

Step 1: Talk about Home.

Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.

Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!

My relatives used to tease me at weddings, saying I'd be next. They soon stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals.

What should people do with their floppy dicks?

I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!

"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."

I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.

Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.

Hey! My balls are on your thing!