Them jokes
"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub" is one way to describe how my inner child acts, but yesterday I killed them. Now I hear "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," I’m drowning in the tub.
I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.
You know what? I know five fat people, and you're four of them!
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔
Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.
Hey! My balls are on your thing!
I got two cups of milk. One for me and one for my son.
We both drank them at the same time and tried not to puke. I won, since my son is face first on the table with his blood all over.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
My relatives used to tease me at weddings, saying I'd be next. They soon stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!