Them jokes
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do when done with his black dates?
He dumped them.
Why are Black people afraid of ghosts?
Because ghosts remind them of the KKK.
What do dicks and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say to adults when he sees them?
Keep away from me-hee-hee.
You text someone to ask them why they snobbed you. Then they snob you again.
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub" is one way to describe how my inner child acts, but yesterday I killed them. Now I hear "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," I’m drowning in the tub.
I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.
I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.
Q: How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
A: You give them a Sandy Hook.
My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.
I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.
Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Not everyone gets them.
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
My April Fool's joke is going to an orphanage and telling them their parents came back.
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.
Hey! My balls are on your thing!