Them jokes
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
How do you get 100 babies in the back of a pick up truck? Blender.
How do you get them back out? Straw.
Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!
True story by the way.
A blond, a brunette, and a redhead walked into a bar. The bartender told them there was a magic mirror in the bathroom. He said that if you spoke the truth in front of the mirror, you would have your greatest desires, but if you told a lie, you would disappear.
The redhead said that she was the prettiest girl in the bar, and she walked out of the bathroom, and she got a thousand dollars. The brunette walked in and said she was the smartest one in the bar. She walked out of the bar with a new car. The blonde went in, she said, "I think..." poof, she was gone.
By recruiting sponsors, they help them find work in their first year.
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
One of them you'll see in a while, and the other one you'll see later.
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
I saw some twins, so I threw a paper plane at them.
How many babies does it take to make dinner?
Three to four; there's not a lot of meat on them.
What is a pirate's favorite letter? A letter from his family; he hadn't seen them in years.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
Little Timmy is hanging out with Rapunzel, and he mentions Hugo and a few other characters from Varian And The Seven Kingdoms, and she responds with, “Who the frick are you talking about? Since I don’t know them, I got a surprise for you!” She wraps him up in Christmas wrapping paper labeled "For Eugene."
My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said, "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."
Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.
I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.
Fun fact: Pringles are named Pringles because somebody decided to name them Pringles.
People were talking and asking what's the worst day of the year for them.
Person 1: "The first day of school because I don't like going to school."
Person 2: "Valentine's day because it's too lovey."
Me: "Oh nice, mine is my birthday because it's when I was born."
Q: How many aborted babies does it take to paint a house?
A: Depends on how hard you throw them.
Yo mama so old, I bet she was born when dinosaurs were made, and also she killed them with they breath! 😭😭