Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.
Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."
Someone asked me if I was a good sleeper. I told them I'm so good that I can do it with my eyes closed.
Why do we name hurricanes?
To keep an eye on them.
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
If a sped is late for class, is it wrong to call them tardy?
I really like those "driverless cars." I saw loads of them last week in the car park.
Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.
Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
Yesterday I had a party.
I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.
I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!
Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!
True story by the way.
In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.
Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
What should people do with their floppy dicks?
I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!
You text someone to ask them why they snobbed you. Then they snob you again.
Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.
Unless you force them the point.
