Them jokes

Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.

What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?

They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.

You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔

You know what? I know five fat people, and you're four of them!

Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.

I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.

Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

My April Fool's joke is going to an orphanage and telling them their parents came back.

Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?

Why would a cannibal stop eating people?

If they got fed up with them.

What do parents and dark humor have in common? Not everyone gets them.

There are two types of people, avoid them both.

Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.

"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."

I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.

Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.

Hey! My balls are on your thing!

Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?

Because homing missiles don't work on them.

What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.

It's not like they can tell their parents.

In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.

Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.

Like, if you hate wearing a mask.

Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!

True story by the way.