Them jokes

So there were these two wind turbines standing in a field, and one of them asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?"

The other thinks for a moment and says, "I'm a big metal fan."

By recruiting sponsors, they help them find work in their first year.

What's the difference between a priest and customer service?

At least you can call customer service and tell them how your experience was.

Today I asked my best friend what their favorite joke was. They started waving their hands around, and I thought it was a sign to go, thinking I had offended them or something. Turns out they were mute...

I got mad at my white friend today. I, as a darker person, had told them to meet me outside at 3 o'clock. They, being VERY special that day, had said, "AM or PM?"

Laughing at their question, I said, "Honey, 3 AM, because I'll lose a fight at 3 PM."

I don't ignore dwarfs, I just overlook them.

What do atoms and parents have in common to orphans? You can't see either of them.

Why is Transgender Day of Visibility on April Fool's Day?

Because all trannies are clowns and no one takes them seriously.

Saint Nicholas is the patron saint of working girls. Call girls. Hookers. Prostitutes. And the association is a long one, going back to the very earliest legends which place St. Nick as a Greek bishop in Myra, Lycia in what is now the Turkish Mediterranean - three centuries after Christ.

Saint Nicholas is notable primarily for giving secretly to the poor, and supposedly the first to benefit were three young ladies whose poor father couldn't afford wedding or dowry to marry them off - destining them instead to a life of prostitution. St. Nick supposedly threw a bag of gold through the window to pay for the wedding but, by the third attempt, the poor father was watching to determine the identity of the anonymous benefactor. Santa outsmarted him by dropping the last bag of coins down the chimney.

So, whenever you see Santa, he always travels with his three favourite sex workers - who seemingly never grow old. On a quiet, still Christmas night you can even hear him call them.

Ho! Ho! Ho! And to all a good night.

What's one way to drain someone's ego?

Hand them a mirror, and say they should see how ugly they turned out in life.

How many Bay Street bankers does it take to change a light bulb?

In Toronto? One to hold it up and expect the entire country to revolve around them.

In the morning, I become a cereal killer. Stepped on a corn flake.

Then there was the run-in with a pair of orphaned Rice Krispies. Snap. Crackle. No pop.

I've been taken into custody as a cereal offender and am about to be put on trial in Food Court. I fully expect them to sentence me to Life.

I don't joke about vegans. That would be tasteless...

I have no beef with them.

What is the best way to deal with bullies?

You shoot them.

What do dicks and Rubik's Cubes have in common?

The more you play with them, the harder they get.

What do Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar, Ayanna Pressley, and Rashida Tlaib all have in common?

All four of them are garbage.

Why do trannies have such high rates of suicide?

Because they want everyone to accept them, but they can't accept themselves.

Why can orphans stay out until whatever time?

Because their parents won't tell them when to come home.

What do a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?

The more you play with them, the harder they get.

Why are Black people afraid of ghosts?

Because ghosts remind them of the KKK.