Them jokes

Why do orphans go to public schools?

Who's going to homeschool them?

No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.

So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.

I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"

They didn't reply.

I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...

What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?

Kids turn them on.

If you're pan, all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry, and you burst out and then say you're pansexual!

I fed some chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.

Next time you get a call from anybody, say, "Hi, welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"

Or,

"Hi, welcome to Pizza and Abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce!"

Why is an orphan really good at being naughty?

Because they have no one to tell them off.

When a guy falls, it hurts them there. When a woman falls, it hurts more.

All of them.

Words that have "ho" in them:

Thot

Whore

Asshole

Horrible

Horena (my ex gf)

Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.

What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?

Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.

How do you fit 1000 babies in a swimming pool?

A blender.

How do you get them out? Slurp them up with a straw.

What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

Only one of them stops sucking after you slap it.

How do you ground a Gen Z?

Make them go outside and socialize.

How to make an orphan die?

Tell them to yell until their folks come home.

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal.

Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."

One day I caught my sister talking to my girlfriend, and she said, "You never told me you're lesbian." I said, "No, not at all." My girlfriend asked, "Why did you not tell her?" and I said, "Because every time I bring a girl home, I hear too much noise in her room, and I never get the chance to kiss them because she's cleaning the trash." She said, "Yeah, the trash is her junk."