Them jokes

How to make an orphan die?

Tell them to yell until their folks come home.

How do you ground a Gen Z?

Make them go outside and socialize.

"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."

Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?

Because there is no one to teach them.

What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?

Call them retarded.

Handicapped jokes are so cruel.

I can't stand them!

Why do midgets run on balls?

Because the grass tickles them.

How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb in heaven?

Both of them.

I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"

They didn't reply.

I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...

No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.

So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.

What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?

Kids turn them on.

If you're pan, all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry, and you burst out and then say you're pansexual!

What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

Only one of them stops sucking after you slap it.

When younger girls say, "I want my period, or it will not be bad."

*eating chocolate in bed crying* My face at them when they say that. 🤣🙄😵

Them: "I got my period." *them hurting*. Me: "Told ya."

Why do orphans go to public schools?

Who's going to homeschool them?

Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.

Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.

And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.

The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it upside down.

Why do orphans like Spider-Man?

100% of them are like him!

I fed some chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.