Them jokes
So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.
How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb in heaven?
Both of them.
Handicapped jokes are so cruel.
I can't stand them!
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
100% of them are like him!
I fed some chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.
Memes
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
Next time you get a call from anybody, say, "Hi, welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"
Or,
"Hi, welcome to Pizza and Abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce!"
Words that have "ho" in them:
Thot
Whore
Asshole
Horrible
Horena (my ex gf)
Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.
Why is an orphan really good at being naughty?
Because they have no one to tell them off.
When a guy falls, it hurts them there. When a woman falls, it hurts more.
How do you fit 1000 babies in a swimming pool?
A blender.
How do you get them out? Slurp them up with a straw.
All of them.
This is supposed to be worst puns but most of them are not puns.
What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?
Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.
What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
Only one of them stops sucking after you slap it.
If you're pan, all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry, and you burst out and then say you're pansexual!
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
How do you ground a Gen Z?
Make them go outside and socialize.
What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?
Call them retarded.