Them jokes
How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb in heaven?
Both of them.
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who's going to homeschool them?
When younger girls say, "I want my period, or it will not be bad."
*eating chocolate in bed crying* My face at them when they say that. 🤣🙄😵
Them: "I got my period." *them hurting*. Me: "Told ya."
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
100% of them are like him!
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
Why is an orphan really good at being naughty?
Because they have no one to tell them off.
I fed some chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.
Next time you get a call from anybody, say, "Hi, welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"
Or,
"Hi, welcome to Pizza and Abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce!"
When a guy falls, it hurts them there. When a woman falls, it hurts more.
Words that have "ho" in them:
Thot
Whore
Asshole
Horrible
Horena (my ex gf)
Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.
If you're pan, all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry, and you burst out and then say you're pansexual!
All of them.
How do you ground a Gen Z?
Make them go outside and socialize.
How to make an orphan die?
Tell them to yell until their folks come home.
What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?
Call them retarded.
"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
How do you fit 1000 babies in a swimming pool?
A blender.
How do you get them out? Slurp them up with a straw.