Them jokes
People are like trees...
They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite, and if they do, hit them with a shoe till they're all black and blue!
What month of the year has 28 days?
Answer: All of them.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
You give them a Sandy Hook.
How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?
U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂
An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.
Holy fucking shit, Addison, watersharky, Gwen, and all of you other cringelords, I swear to God if I hear one more thing about "please be kind, no bullying on the internet," I will actually shoot my local school.
You may not know, since you are only 8 years old or whatever, but the world is not kind. It’s full of sick people out to beat others, and the only way to stay safe is to beat them. So even if you think you are spreading kindness, it’s just gonna make you a target. So just stfu and keep your "please be kind" messages to yourselves.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
I've had conversations with many people. Some of them were drier than my dad's ashes.
Men should provide their disobedient daughters with their own "milk" instead of letting them use the mother. That will teach those bitches some respect for men. It may even help them get laid later on in life.
Why don’t orphans have phones?? Because their parents can’t buy them one.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
Hey girl, are your pants a mirror? 'Cause I can see myself in them.
Women are like rolls of toilet paper. They are either really cheap or expensive, you use them a lot, and they deal with a lot of sh*t.
A young woman goes for her first gynecological exam, and the nurse has her take off her clothes, put on a gown, and get in the stirrups. She tells her the doctor will be in in a minute.
The doctor comes in and tells the young lady that she has one of the most beautiful vaginas he’s ever seen, and he has seen a lot of them. She thanks him for the compliment. He tells her he is about to start the examination, but he is going to have to numb her first, when she says ok, he goes:
"Num num num num num!"
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
What’s the best part about having sex with 28 year olds?
There are 20 of them.
Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣
So, you're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties.
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*