Them jokes

When there are more suicidal people, it means there are fewer suicidal people. That means there is an infinite generator of them.

I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.

What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?

Neither of them can see or hear their parents.

"Lettuce" stop making vegetable puns. We don't carrot all about them and they're not a-peas-ing.

How do you kill a retard?

Give them a knife and say, "Who's special?"

If you have a friend that will not leave you alone about something, just simply tell them: "If you watch something, have you ever thought that you're in a movie when you watch a movie?"

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "She was a little tardy."

I asked her, "I thought they all were."

Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."

Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."

The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:

"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"

My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.

White people: *come to America, meet natives and take food, kill them, rape them, and enslave them.*

Natives: Can y-

White people: Hey, you remember all that horrible sh*t we did to you? Let's have a good laugh about it over dinner with your buddies and my new wives.

A man walks into a bar. He sees a family court judge, his wife, her lawyer, and a police officer. He gets on his hands and knees and prays to God out loud. The bartender says, "Why are you praying?" He says, "Because I just saw the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, and the bible tells me when I see them the end is at hand."

How to make an orphan die?

Tell them to yell until their folks come home.

Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.

Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.

And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.

Why do midgets run on balls?

Because the grass tickles them.

Why do orphans go to public schools?

Who's going to homeschool them?

What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?

Kids turn them on.

When younger girls say, "I want my period, or it will not be bad."

*eating chocolate in bed crying* My face at them when they say that. 🤣🙄😵

Them: "I got my period." *them hurting*. Me: "Told ya."

I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"

They didn't reply.

I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...

No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.