Them jokes
An older retired couple - the wife had grown tired of her husband farting in bed each night. One morning she put some chicken parts under the blankets in bed next to him and went off to make some coffee.
A few minutes later she hears a loud fart followed by a blood curdling scream. He comes out after a while and says, "Hon, you were right that I would fart my guts out. Took me the longest to put them back in."
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
How do you get 50 babies into a car?
You blend them.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
I have so many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.
Why do trannies have such high rates of suicide?
Because they want everyone to accept them, but they can't accept themselves.
Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.
My nuts hurt; if you pull them, I will scream.
My nuts tickle; scratch them, and I won’t like you no more.
How does a non-binary ninja slay enemies?
They/Them.
How can a person from Alabama tell that someone is an illegal immigrant?
If they are dating someone that isn't related to them.
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
I get so many things stuck in my head, though, unfortunately none of them were a bullet.
The kid that died is cut in half, and you see the next trap. It looks like a giant pit that you have to jump over, and you clear it, but you feel something on your back, and you realize that there is a spike that comes up when you jump over. You see the other contestant jump over. You try to warn them to not step over because they would get stabbed, but they ignore you and then get hit by the spike. The next obstacle is a wall that slams on a wall. You wait until the wall closes, and you quickly run through. The next person runs through, and they get to live.
Sorry, this is small. This is also a part two.
Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors?
Because you can’t look up to them.
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
My family is like treasure; you need a map and a shovel to find them.
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.
I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.
I need more webs and I need more supplies for more webs, how do I make them? With spiders!