Them jokes
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
How do you make orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap for their parents to come back.
If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Dad: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Dad: Because you’re going to need them there.
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until their parents come home.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
Why do trees never call emo kids? Because they always hang up on them.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.
I keep going back and forth on them.
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
Why do people call priests "Father"?
Because it’s too suspicious to call them "Daddy."
"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"
A Mario & Luigi joke.
What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.