Them jokes
What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
Only one of them stops sucking after you slap it.
If you're pan, all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry, and you burst out and then say you're pansexual!
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb in heaven?
Both of them.
Handicapped jokes are so cruel.
I can't stand them!
Why do midgets run on balls?
Because the grass tickles them.
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it upside down.
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who's going to homeschool them?
Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.
So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.
No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Kids turn them on.
Why is an orphan really good at being naughty?
Because they have no one to tell them off.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
100% of them are like him!
I fed some chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.
When younger girls say, "I want my period, or it will not be bad."
*eating chocolate in bed crying* My face at them when they say that. 🤣🙄😵
Them: "I got my period." *them hurting*. Me: "Told ya."
Next time you get a call from anybody, say, "Hi, welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"
Or,
"Hi, welcome to Pizza and Abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce!"