That jokes
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?
A farmer had a donkey and a dog. One night, he was getting robbed by a thief. The donkey told the dog to bark, but the dog refused. So the donkey brayed very loudly, and the thief ran out of the house, and the farmer beat up the donkey.
Your hairline is so long that when I put it on email, it didn't send, which is ETHAN BRIDEWATER.
I always say no to drugs, but considering that I'm talking to them right now, I probably already said yes.
I think it was wrong for that school shooter to end his life at the scene.
He could have done some good by becoming some lonely lifer's bottom.
What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.
Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!
What's the code thing on Minecraft that decides the world generation?
Seed?
Seedeeznuts!
A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget, and I am now traumatized to hell. The next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend! :)
When the guy came in with a gun to rob the store, I said: "Hey, can I borrow that?"
He says "yes." Me, over here, walking to the cashier and saying: "Goodbye!" He screams: "Have mercy!"
I say: "No, not to you, to me. Say goodbye." He says: "No, don't shoot yourself!" It was too late.
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
Teacher: Anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Teacher: Something that is real, kid.
Orphan: My family.
Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!
"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"
"I think you should ask yourself that."
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted!
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
Best thing ever right here.
So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.
I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!