That jokes
I always say no to drugs, but considering that I'm talking to them right now, I probably already said yes.
I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.
I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.
I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!
Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
When you have an ex, you will notice that the word "ex" is short for "executed," so that's there for yous.
Haven't had sex since I got out of jail; although sex in jail wasn't that great, either.
You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.
I think it was wrong for that school shooter to end his life at the scene.
He could have done some good by becoming some lonely lifer's bottom.
What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.
"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"
"I think you should ask yourself that."
Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!
You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.
Me: I have an arrow in my head.
My friend: What's the point of that?
Me: Of the arrow?
Friend: No!
Me: Probably the flint.
People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!
People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!
"Nananananananannanananananannananananaanan, that's how music goes!"
Would you rather watch PL or suck a dick?
Adapt: lemme fart on that dick.