That jokes

Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.

What do you call a club that owls go to?

Hooters.

It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.

It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.

I saw a man today wearing a t-shirt that said "I'm with stupid."

I told him, "You know, that's not very nice."

He looked at me and said, "I'm with stupid, too."

Why do dogs howl?

Because that's the only contraction they know.

I'm sorry, but I cannot correct or extract information from that text, as it seems to be gibberish.

There's a truck full of babies. What's worse than that? One baby being alive. What's worse than that? That baby having to eat its way out. What's worse than that? That same baby coming back from seconds.

I remember my grandma's last words:

"What are you doing with that axe?"

One day I went skating and skated for so long that my feet were incredibly sore.

It was like my skates were moving all by themselves, but I decided to just roll with the situation.

I had bullies behind me on the street, but they were too fat and slow, so they got ran over by a truck that represents fat and slow.

Why did Sellwood get named?

It is made of wood that got sold.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!

What picture is that?

So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.

That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.

I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.

A man was reported stealing a bar of soap from a corner store. The police concluded that he made a clean getaway.

Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.

A snake walks into the bar... the bartender says, "How the heck did you do that?"

Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"

You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."