That jokes

What's the song that plays at the very end of the movie, Dr. Strangecow, during the montage of nuclear blasts?

"Veal meat again, don't know where, don't know when..."

Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!

I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.

I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.

Every 911 joke isn't that good.

Well, at least not until they come crashing down.

My fat friend went to the doctor because he wanted to know his blood type. After performing some tests, the doctor said, "Well, the test results have shown that your blood type is ragu."

Haven't had sex since I got out of jail; although sex in jail wasn't that great, either.

Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.

Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.

"Brian, can I see that paper for a sec?"

Did you know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head and Shoulders on the car dashboard.

You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.

When you have an ex, you will notice that the word "ex" is short for "executed," so that's there for yous.

You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.

I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!

How to be a hero.

1. Tie a noose in your front yard.

2. Find and capture a furry.

3. Hang that furry because they deserve it.

It’s easy as 1-2-3!

My sister said that I am a baby, so I said, "Waa, waa."

Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>

Do you want to wear my sombrero?

Or is that nacho style?

"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"

"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."

"It won't matter, he's deaf."

They said that new Juice WRLD album was shakin' good....