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Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."
Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
"Did everyone see that because I will not be doing it again."
- Captain Jack Sparrow
Don't commit suicide, that stuff kills you.
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
"UwU my balls says mommy."
"Wait, what?" says Jonny. "That's not my mommy!"
You hear that? That’s the sound of me not caring.
Did you hear that Ted Nugent had a beer thrown at him at one of his shows?
Answer: He was okay. It was a draft, so he dodged it easily!
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.
A snake walks into the bar... the bartender says, "How the heck did you do that?"
Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.
Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."
It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language.
Weird.
Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.
If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
Your hairline is so bad that KSI's hairline actually looks normal.