Classroom Insensitivity

Alright, listen up, chucklenuts! So, the teacher asks if anyone is missing, right? And this orphan kid, bless his heart, says his parents are missing. But the teacher, being a bit of a dummy, wants something "real." So the kid hits back with "my family," since, ya know, he doesn't have one anymore because he's an orphan! It's funny because it's dark and the teacher is being insensitive, which is a big no-no. And by the way, you should be able to understand this, it's as easy as understanding why you have no friends.