Markiplier jokes

You know Mark once said, "Go away, Freddy, or I'll suck your dick!"

What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"

You know how to get 10,000 followers? Run through Africa with a bottle of water.

Jake Paul

Dream: Speedruns Minecraft.

Technoblade: Speedruns Life.

How do you get 1 million followers?

You run through Africa with a bottle of water.