That jokes

Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.

People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.

Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.

Me: I have an arrow in my head.

My friend: What's the point of that?

Me: Of the arrow?

Friend: No!

Me: Probably the flint.

"Nananananananannanananananannananananaanan, that's how music goes!"

You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.

Hey Abygail ;) can we talk? I just wanna say that you prob are sexy :)

Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"

You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.

Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.

Would you rather watch PL or suck a dick?

Adapt: lemme fart on that dick.

So two dudes were at a bar and out of nowhere they hear, "Oi mate, talk to me like that again, I'm gonna shove this stick so far up your ass you'll look like a Popsicle."

What is the continent that ALWAYS sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and that is so tired that it won’t wake up? Eur-ope.

I thought it would be fun to become a shooter. It became less fun when I realized that "shooting a woman up" also included a condom.

I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!

There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.

People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!

People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!

This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”

One random YouTube comment in 2018: "Soon, a virus will come to Earth."

A year later: "Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha!"

Another year later: "Time to die a painful death."

Another year later: "God has come with the cure!"

Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!

Me: Nothing, why?

Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.

Me that/every night: *sob*

Friends: Are you okay?

Me: Yeah, fine.

Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...