That jokes

So two dudes were at a bar and out of nowhere they hear, "Oi mate, talk to me like that again, I'm gonna shove this stick so far up your ass you'll look like a Popsicle."

I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!

There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.

What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?

Do you want to wear my sombrero?

Or is that nacho style?

A farmer had a donkey and a dog. One night, he was getting robbed by a thief. The donkey told the dog to bark, but the dog refused. So the donkey brayed very loudly, and the thief ran out of the house, and the farmer beat up the donkey.

Me: What's that sound?

Ex: What?

Me: Oh, it's the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!

Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"

What is the continent that ALWAYS sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and that is so tired that it won’t wake up? Eur-ope.

There's at least 856 pages of these newest puns. I couldn't finish, because it took me an hour just to get that far. Just saying, that's a lot of jokes!

Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!

Prince, don't listen to that Princess. She is a fake, I swear. I am the real Gwen.

You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.

I thought it would be fun to become a shooter. It became less fun when I realized that "shooting a woman up" also included a condom.

Hey Abygail ;) can we talk? I just wanna say that you prob are sexy :)

Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.

This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”

You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.

Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely, Gwen

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