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"The legend says Tinker Bell was good in jerkin' off Peter with her tiny fingers, but it pains me to think that Captain Hook was a closeted-sadist boyfriend."
Pierre Poilievre has lost the government position he had for 20 years.
Bet he wishes his mom HAD used that coat hanger.
I take back my comments on the United healthcare CEO.
Being poisoned by a nurse wouldn't be that bad of a way to die as long as the nurse diluted the potassium chloride first.
You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"
If you ever thought you were gay, remember that cockroaches exist.
Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.
One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.
Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
Your hairline is so far back that not even God knows about it.
Yo mama is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
You're so skinny that people can't even see you.
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!
Peyk 47 said that Kobe Bryant is not a legend, but he is.
Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.
Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Fuck you, that's why.
Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.