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Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the only contraction they know.
I remember my grandma's last words:
"What are you doing with that axe?"
I'm sorry, but I cannot correct or extract information from that text, as it seems to be gibberish.
Def all moms lol
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
What picture is that?
One day I went skating and skated for so long that my feet were incredibly sore.
It was like my skates were moving all by themselves, but I decided to just roll with the situation.
I had bullies behind me on the street, but they were too fat and slow, so they got ran over by a truck that represents fat and slow.
A kindergarten teacher asks her students, "Do you know any words that start with P?"
Little Timmy responds with, "Elmo."
Water, tastes that one tap in school:
A tier water at 3 am.
S tier.
12 pm water f tier.
Friday's opening is open. Religion: "Dark model?" Hopi, Kahan, Virra, Sayla, Salafa, Sales, Power, Sleep. Google is “that cave”.
I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.
You really seem like you don't want to be laughing at that rape joke, but somewhat ironically, I'm forcing you.
Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.
Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.
An Abo walks into a pub with a seagull on his shoulder. The barman asks, "Where did you find that?" The seagull replied, "At the tip, mate, there are lots there."
Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.
Ever wondered how Jesus got rid of the cross that killed him?
Burned it in a hellish fire to make some firewood.