That jokes

A snake walks into the bar... the bartender says, "How the heck did you do that?"

Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"

You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."

Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.

When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.

Chris said to me in P.E. that he likes Jacob, and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom.

Did you know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head and Shoulders on the car dashboard.

Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?

Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."

Therapist: That's not so bad.

Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."

Man, that's funny!

Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the earth, she sits around the earth.

Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.

"Brian, can I see that paper for a sec?"

There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.

You're so fat that when you stepped on a scale, it said, "To be continued..."

Me: And this is the room I cry in.

Date: You've said that about every room.

Me: Correct!

Me: "WYD?"

Her: "Just dealing with a lot: depression, anxiety, and the feeling that I'll never be enough."

Me: "Without me? Lol"

Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.

Your forehead is so big that you dream on IMAX.

Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.

My fat friend went to the doctor because he wanted to know his blood type. After performing some tests, the doctor said, "Well, the test results have shown that your blood type is ragu."

Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!