That jokes
There's at least 856 pages of these newest puns. I couldn't finish, because it took me an hour just to get that far. Just saying, that's a lot of jokes!
Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!
Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely, Gwen
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.
Prince, don't listen to that Princess. She is a fake, I swear. I am the real Gwen.
Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.
Like the faker Gwen?
One random YouTube comment in 2018: "Soon, a virus will come to Earth."
A year later: "Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha!"
Another year later: "Time to die a painful death."
Another year later: "God has come with the cure!"
You're fat. Don't sugar coat it because you would probably eat that, too.
You're so fat that you're as big as UY Scuti!
Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!
Me: Nothing, why?
Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.
Me that/every night: *sob*
Friends: Are you okay?
Me: Yeah, fine.
Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Covid.
Covid who?
The thing that killed half a billion people!
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
Doctor, Doctor, I discovered one of the base pairs in my genetic code is erroneously a stop codon?
Nonsense! That shouldn't be happening!
Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?
Tired kid with asthma: "It's hard to breathe."
Gym Teacher: "That's alright."
Other Kid: "Hush!"
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD
A horse says to the other horse, "Are you hot?"
The other horse says, "Ahhhh, a house that talks!"
Hey! Some idiot drew a cat on this pillar! Wait... does that make it a caterpillar?