That jokes
What is not the definition of prostitution?
A dumb blonde that got money for babysitting. Does it cycle now?
Your dad is so stupid that when he jumped the fence, the gate was open.
What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?
Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?
What's the difference between dark humor and normal humor?
Normal humor is ten babies and one trash can.
Dark humor is one baby and ten trash cans.
Scroll down for explanation.
Ten babies in one trash can; one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up.
Papyrus: I hate you, Frisk.
Frisk: This is why Mettaton doesn't fucking love you.
Sans: Kid, I will kill you.
Papyrus: (Remembers something) That's why you don't have a lover, you lonely giraffe!
I'm pretty sure that "MOI MOI" means "ME! ME!" does it?
Now from the top, make it drop, that's a WAP, that's a WAP.
What is the best thing about gay people?
They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!
One day a woman met with a man behind an abandoned shop.
The man asked for some crack.
The woman turned around and said, "Here."
That's where the crack was, you guessed it.
The next day, she wiped it clean, ready for the next guest who "wanted crack."
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove box.
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
Yo mama so old that when she farts, she farts dust!
Why did I f*** my dad?
So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?
What is the difference between human rights and the Earth?
The Earth has been to be between two games a year after school, a time and fun game that has.
I like my new... e-a-tree and a tree that is a magic house and a tree tree and a...
For his sake, I hope that heaven is wheelchair accessible...
Why did the blind man fall down a well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.
Did you know that whenever I read my blood donor ID?
Because it says "B Positive!"
You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.