That jokes
Your hairline goes so back that it’s ingrained in history.
Why is Donald Trump like a creamsicle?
He's white on the inside.
He's orange on the outside.
And then there's that stick!
Yo mama was so big, she was the iceberg that sunk the Titanic.
The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!
Peter: *curses*
Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.
Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!
Don't be sad, because that's das backwards and das not good.
What is a guide dog 🐶 that cannot walk? A useless guide 🐶.
The only hood I like is pointy and white.
That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.
Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not, and no one will know the goddamn difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, "It’s too offensive" or something like that. Goddamn just take that shit somewhere else.
Trump: Caillou, can you please stop whining? That squirrel didn’t just eat our pizza, he also ditched your dad, and he’s your stepdad now.
Caillou: Why I’m bald, Trumpy?
Trump: I don’t know, but what I do know is that you’re a massive shit stain.
Why did Trump go to Jeffrey's secret Island?
So he could trump that little bitch!
Grove Christian School is a great school in Richmond, Virginia. I recommend that you go there.
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law?
"That's against th-Allah (read like da-law)."
Teacher: Kids, what are some things you have that make you happy? Kid 1: I have my family to make me happy. Kid 2: I have my friends to make me happy. Teacher: What about you, Sean? Sean: I have to take pills to make me happy...
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
Even the barber couldn't fix that hairline.
Did you hear about the blonde that worked at the Dollar Store? She called for a price check.
Your forehead is so big that teachers use it as a whiteboard.
What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both are easy to lay. Both costly and time-consuming to get rid of.
What did Saint Peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly gates? "Wipe that Merc off your face."
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈