That jokes
What is a redneck virgin?
A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.
Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.
"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."
"That's not my name, but okay, that's cool. My name is Coco, but okay, and I already knew Jayden was a boy who is bi."
What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?
Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?
Your dad is so stupid that when he jumped the fence, the gate was open.
What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?
A big Mexican woman.
One day a woman met with a man behind an abandoned shop.
The man asked for some crack.
The woman turned around and said, "Here."
That's where the crack was, you guessed it.
The next day, she wiped it clean, ready for the next guest who "wanted crack."
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove box.
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
Yo mama so old that when she farts, she farts dust!
Why did I f*** my dad?
So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?
What is the difference between human rights and the Earth?
The Earth has been to be between two games a year after school, a time and fun game that has.
Son: Daddy, what's dark humor?
Dad: See that man over there with no arms or legs? Go tell him to stand up and clap.
Son: But Daddy, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly.
I rule my women with an IRON FIST!!
Yeah, literally an iron that my fist is clenching against her face.
Someone on here said it previously:
My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is until my mom took the urn away from me.
What is the best thing about gay people?
They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!
For his sake, I hope that heaven is wheelchair accessible...