That jokes
So, I was f**king my daughter the other night, and I don’t know what was funnier: the looks on my wife’s face when she walked in on me or the fact that the abortion clinic let me keep her.
Never trust a Justin, he is made up of atoms that make up everything.
What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.
That was an egg-cellent joke!
This is a Rickroll. The joke is that you thought you were going to get something else, but instead you got Rickrolled.
Guy: Are you depression? 'Cause you're crippling me.
Car driver: No, I'm the guy that hit you with his car and crippled you.
Guy: Don't worry, I was already crippled because I got crippling depression.
Dad: Hey, have you seen that new movie, "Constipation"?
Son: No.
Dad: It hasn't come out yet.
I rule my women with an IRON FIST!!
Yeah, literally an iron that my fist is clenching against her face.
What is the difference between human rights and the Earth?
The Earth has been to be between two games a year after school, a time and fun game that has.
For his sake, I hope that heaven is wheelchair accessible...
What is the best thing about gay people?
They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!
Did you know that whenever I read my blood donor ID?
Because it says "B Positive!"
What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him for a drag.
Why did the blind man fall down a well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.
You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.
You're dumb, but that's not what she said.
What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?
A big Mexican woman.
Why did I f*** my dad?
So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?
One day a woman met with a man behind an abandoned shop.
The man asked for some crack.
The woman turned around and said, "Here."
That's where the crack was, you guessed it.
The next day, she wiped it clean, ready for the next guest who "wanted crack."
Yo mama so old that when she farts, she farts dust!
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove box.