That jokes
Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!
You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat, it counted as a threesome?
Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.
You know that I drink water, right? I drink water because I am water. Water is water.
A virgin is what I called my daughter before I took that away from her.
I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.
I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.
One day I was working at the bank, doing my job. Then suddenly a woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over. Then I told her that her balance is un-balanced.
What do you call a train that carries glue?
A glue-glue train!
I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.
"That's not my name, but okay, that's cool. My name is Coco, but okay, and I already knew Jayden was a boy who is bi."
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
Me: Jaiden telling orphan jokes to my friend.
That orphan behind me...
You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.
So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
Q: What do you call a cat living with a vet? A: A dead, shrivelled up cat on her death bed that is attached to their owner.
Isn't It Purrfect!
Hi, I got fired. Oh, don't know which fire? Oh, the one that I got burned on, the volcano.
Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.
What is a redneck virgin?
A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.
"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."