That jokes

So all blondes are dumb, right?

Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than Black?

Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.

My friend Andrew once told me that "weird is high and drunk at the same time."

Oh, Mom, there is poop in the toilet still.

Mom: Oh, that was me and the dog.

Me: Wait, what????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?

Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.

Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.

This boy's eyebrow was so bushy, everyone thought that it was a squirrel tail! XD

Your hairline is so dusty that it got musty.

Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.

So you're saying a penny is worth more than a penny?

That don't make no cents.

I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.

I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.

*guitar solo*

Dear Gwen,

Gwen, when I said sorry, I meant that as a sarcastic "why" and point of view!

TBH, you make me sick as a dog! Also, you're so annoying; stop holding that anger in. BTW, I AM A SPECIAL CHILD!

BTW, I am 6 years old BTW!

Please comment good or not! Irdc!

Your momma is so fat that she can't even go skinny dipping.

Why is Donald Trump like a creamsicle?

He's white on the inside.

He's orange on the outside.

And then there's that stick!

What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?

Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.

What is a nut that is in outer space?

A broken nut.

Why do people think that monsters are scary? Cuz they are so stupid.

What is a plane ✈️ that can not fly?

A fake one ☝️

So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.

What is the difference between the human rights act and the rights of the earth?

Human and the earth earth is a good earth 🌎 was that what time do for dinner 🍽 night night love 💗 night night fun day and dinner 🍴 night night fun day home 🏡 night is it a great 👍 home 🏡 was the day I love 💕