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Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon, and now he won’t be able to make it to Saw Con?
It's illegal to go onto someone's property, demand money that they might not have while wearing all black, and threaten horrible things if they don't pay.
But when the IRS does it, it's perfectly fine. HMMMMM . . .
Did you hear about the guy that posts all of the "Hairline Jokes"?
Answer: Yeah, he's a COMPLETE IDIOT!
What is white, blue eyed, blonde haired and somehow was made in Galilee during the Roman occupation?
An Italian Renaissance painting that was carbon dated.
Republicans were quick to admit however, that the 22nd Amendment was passed in a stolen election to remove FDR.
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... He died of hearing aids.
"That plane lookin kinda low."
My little sister that is 10 is so ugly her hairline can't even be found by Dora the Explorer.
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
What do you call a wheelchair kid that is on fire?
Hot Wheels.
"Clap clap clap that ass, bitch, shake that cameltoe, let them see them pussy lips!"
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
Were you born on a highway? Because that is where most mistakes happen.
You other brothers can’t deny that she’s fly.
What’s the only type of batteries that they use in prisons? Duracell.
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
Friend: Ooo, I see Jessica.
Me: Nice.
Friend: She got some red on her shirt.
Me: Yeah, that's where the Titanic hit her :///
Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?
Never kill an orphan, because then that will end their misery.
If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.