That jokes
A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.
Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
A piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.
"Oh, Bunsen, my flame," the sodium swooned. "I melt whenever I see you!"
The Bunsen burner replied, "Calm down. It's just a phase you're going through."
She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.
I think that church is super burning 🥵.
i would try so hard not to laugh if that person was next to me
Your forehead is so big that we may as well call it a fivehead.
You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What’s the difference between a tuna and a tube of glue?
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.
What happened to the glue?
I knew you would get stuck on that!
Your hairline is so ugly, even Dora the Explorer can’t even do it.
Yo mama is so black that she has her own solar system.
I wondered if becoming a furry could help me escape my crippling depression...
Unfortunately, the veterinarian insisted that he still wasn't going to euthanize me.
Women have so much evil in their blood that God has to drain it once a month. Hehehehehe
So, this guy and his wife figure out that she has gotten pregnant. The baby is due March 31st. Well, the guy is at work and he gets a call from his wife. She tells him she is going into labor. He rushes to pick her up, and once he is on the road, he starts speeding. Eventually, he hits another car and swerves off the road into a ditch. He wakes up in the hospital, looks around but doesn’t see his wife. He asks the doctor, "Is my wife okay? She was carrying my child." The doctor said the wife is fine and the baby is in good health. 10 seconds later he goes, "APRIL FOOLS! Your wife is dead and your child has brain damage."
Your fay.
Well, you're the thing that sunk the Titanic.
Your mom's so heavy that it caused Atlas, the Titan, to slip a disc.
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
"I think my baby is so similar to me!"
"True, but the most important thing is that he is healthy!"
Please, this is disgusting. This is only men who think that it’s fun to do jokes about rape. It’s really fucking dramatic for a man/woman to get raped, so please just shut the fuck up!
You wanna hear a suicide joke? Nvm, it didn't make it.
Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.