That jokes

Why do gay men and lesbians believe that bisexual men don't exist because there is no such thing as male bisexuality?

Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.

Me: 911, I just killed someone.

Cops: Cool, we will not come.

Me: Why?

Cops: Don't admit a crime.

Phones: *Bang Bang*

Me: Well, that was 2 crimes done.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because fuck society, that's why!

Superman was flying one day when he saw Wonder Woman laying by the pool completely naked. He thought, "I can fuck her so fast she wouldn't even know what happened." So he then flew down to the pool and did fuck her.

Wonder Woman stood up and said, "What was that?" The Invisible Man said, "I don't know, but my asshole stinks!"

Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.

Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.

The reason why Steven H. died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mousse.

What do you call a baby that came out of their mother's womb? A virgin.

Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late?

His wife gave him the cold shoulder.

My sister got mad when I told her to say this word 10 times, and she got in trouble, and it was a funny word that she did not even know what she was saying, ahhahaha! 😆 lol

What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!

We saved a Swiss flag from a house fire. I thought that's a plus.

Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?

A: I'd hit that.

I may not be that good with puns on this site, but I got a skele-ton of jokes. Hey, what's the matter pal, is there something crawling under your skin?

My mom showed me that she could deep throat a banana. I asked my mom how you know how to do that. My mom said, "I practice on your new stepfather."

You were born on the highway. That's where all the accidents happen!

My mom loved taking pics of me when I was a child. Thanks to that, people really believe my fake smiles! :3

What do you call an opener that doesn't work?

A can't opener.

Why did Germany win World War Two? Wait—that's not right... um... excuse me while I look up who won the war...

*disconnected*

Me: Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?

Friend: Sure.

Me: Why don't churches have WiFi?

Friend: Why?

Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.