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Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.
It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language.
Weird.
Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.
"Did everyone see that because I will not be doing it again."
- Captain Jack Sparrow
Don't commit suicide, that stuff kills you.
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
Your hairline is so bad that KSI's hairline actually looks normal.
I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.
Do you know that Helen Keller had a dog?
Neither did she.
"UwU my balls says mommy."
"Wait, what?" says Jonny. "That's not my mommy!"
You hear that? That’s the sound of me not caring.
Did you hear that Ted Nugent had a beer thrown at him at one of his shows?
Answer: He was okay. It was a draft, so he dodged it easily!
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."
Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.
If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?