That jokes
You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.
What's the first thing that a battered woman does when she gets out of the shelter?
My last if she knows what's good for her.
Americans are so fat that they named an atom bomb "Fat Man" to describe themselves.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island the one that knows you!
What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?
The type that gets raped a lot.
Sad so sad
When they say beat that pussy, I don’t play so punch it.
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.
A beautiful woman is on the ledge of a bridge about to commit suicide.
A homeless man walks by her and says, "What are you doing?"
She says, "I'm going to jump!"
The homeless man says, "If you're going to kill yourself, do you wanna have sex with me first?"
The woman replies, "No way, creep! Never that!"
The homeless man doesn't seem bothered and says, "That's fine, I'll just wait 'til you're at the bottom."
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.
Kelly Clarkson may be able to shed her weight [through pills], but she will never be able to shed the fact that she admitted herself that she molested her children when they were toddlers.
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
"Would you like to play the rape game?"
"No wtf" she replied.
"That's the spirit!"
Every Cobra Kai joke that was made, it's just me.
A Chinese drunk and a Jewish drunk are sitting together on a park bench.
After finishing his drink, the Jew takes his bottle and smashes it over the head of the Chinese drunk.
"What the hell was that for?" asks the Chinese man, rubbing his head.
"That was for Pearl Harbor!" replies the Jewish drunk.
"Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese! I'm Chinese!" he exclaims in return.
"Eh, Chinese, Japanese, Korean... you're all the same to me," the Jewish man explains as he gets up to leave.
The next day, the two drunks are back on the same park bench. The Chinese drunk suddenly takes his bottle and smashes it over the head of the Jew.
"Why the hell did you do that?" the Jewish man stammers.
"That was for the Titanic!" explains the Chinese drunk.
"The Titanic? What are you talking about? No one attacked it, it sunk when it hit an iceberg!" the Jew replies.
"Eh, Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg... you're all the same to me," the Chinese drunk happily retorts.
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.
Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.
The difference between an apple and an orphan is that the apple gets picked.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
There's an old lady doing gardening every year. Nothing grows. She goes to the man who lives next door. She says, "How do you get your tomatoes so big and red?" He tells her, "You show them your privates at night time." So she leaves. That night later, she goes outside and shows the garden her privates. The next day she's got zucchinis a meter long!
Yo momma's so short that she fell off the toilet and broke her leg.