That jokes

So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend, "Is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three nails?" Oh wait, I wasn’t even Jesus, he’s not doing the T post that he invented.

My friend is so ugly, she got surgery twice, but not even that could fix her.

What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?

The Munch Bunch.

Yo mama is so ugly that Satan started going to church!

What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?

First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.

What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?

Do you want to wear my sombrero?

Or is that nacho style?

How to be a hero.

1. Tie a noose in your front yard.

2. Find and capture a furry.

3. Hang that furry because they deserve it.

It’s easy as 1-2-3!

They said that new Juice WRLD album was shakin' good....

My sister said that I am a baby, so I said, "Waa, waa."

Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>

I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.

Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!

You're so fat that when you stepped on a scale, it said, "To be continued..."

Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."

What do you call a cow that can't milk?

A failure!

Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.

Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.

If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?

Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.

When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.