That jokes
Cousin: Hey, is that an octopus?
Me: Yes, what, it is just an octopus.
Cousin: Oh yeah, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Octopus touch me!
Me: What, it is just one..... ummmmm dad cousin d[id].
If you argued that God was a woman, 49.8% of the US population would try and raise Hell.
Just to ask the other guy.
Talk about a male supremacist religion.
Attention to everyone - I will be leaving for 3 weeks for a summer break. I will be back in 3 weeks. When I come back, I want someone to tell me everything that has happened over these weeks. (Gwen or Addison Banks).
Sincerely, watersharky.
Your mum was so poor that she went to rob the bank, but she left because she couldn't find the cameras. She left her son, and the security [girl] gave him the camera.
Why did the orphan chase the family? Because he was jealous that he did not have a family.
Captain of the Titanic: “Where’s all that f***ing water coming from?”
Here's some of my weird jokes:
What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.
Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.
Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.
"Break me a piece of that Kit Kat bar."
How do we get a butt? God made us like that, and we can't change it. If you wanted to, you have to die <:
Secret code that Bin Laden sent to Obama but couldn't decipher!
It was eloHssA OllEH!!
One day in my class, we were having that good snack, and one of my classmates choked on a Cheerio. One small, single, Cheerio!
Your mama is so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico.
That feeling when elbow surgery was yesterday.
The boy was sexually frustrated that he couldn’t have sex with girls, so he fingered his female cat.
You might be innocent, but if you carry a large sum of cash in public, the cops won’t believe that.
My wife found a rock and asked if it was expensive, and I said it "leavarite". She said, "Is that expensive?" and I told her, "Leave it right there."
What is a difference between a tree, tree house that yyyyy?
What is a dog that does not walk? A magic dog.
What do girls have that boys don’t have? Bobbies.
What is a cow that does magic?
A smart cow.