That jokes
What do you call a knight that has one arm? A first battle night.
What do you call a knight that lost both arms? A two battle useless knight.
Technoblade was the second worst thing that happened to orphans.
Guys, they weren’t always orphans!
I know why nobody likes my comments, because they got no sense of humor. That's why they dislike it. Now I know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets a laugh. =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES?
Why do Japanese people hate iPhones? Because they're scared that American airdrops will fall on them.
Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.
Did you know that "girlfriend" at the end, it starts with "end." So does "boyfriend," and "friend" have "end" at the end of it, but "family" at the end it "ily" I love you.
Spongebob: Easy now, you try first. Get a jar.
Patrick: *picks up nuke*
Spongebob: Patrick, that's a nuke!
Patrick: Yes.
Nuke: *boom*
I said to my wife that she's so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it never came back.
Uranus has a lot of poop. Yeah. That is my joke.
What do you call a clown that is allergic to strawberries?
...Ollie the clown!
My girlfriend called me a pedophile... That's a big word for a 1st grader.
Roses are red, My friend is choking. That stupid bitch shouldn't have eaten my muffin.
What was the last thing that went through JFK's mind? A bullet.
What do you call a bear with no ears? A b.
Yeah, that joke was unbearable.
Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.
We hired this boy to pick up dog poop. We just remembered that we don't have a dog.
Earlier that day...
Mars: Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns.
Mission on space.
Mars: Moon? You okay?
Moon:...
Mars: Moon come on! Stop spacing out!
*Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*
Runescape is the only form of birth control that is 100% effective.
Stupid joke about Stephen Hawking that wasn't funny the first fucking time.
Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.