That jokes

When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.

That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬

I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.

Btw, it's a joke lol.

Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.

What did the corn say to the flying apple?

"That's corny."

If a girl says no twice 🤔.

Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!

Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

We are in a matrix, wake up.

I asked my mother about her mom.

She said she was in a better place. After that, I asked her where that place is. She didn't know, so I sent her to a better place.

What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?

Cold War.

Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.

My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach.

She asked me "Why the hell did you do that?!?!?" "I wanted to let you know I'm pro abortion."

Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?

Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.

Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.

Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.

When I found out that 10 billion bowls of soup are consumed each year in AMERICA, I thought to myself, "I thought soup was healthy. Apparently not!"

I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.

So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.

That’s the punch line.

There are multiple. That’s the joke.

Sarcastic Doctor: Tell me.

Guy: I have leukemia in the brain.

Sarcastic Doctor: That doesn't concern me.

Teacher: Can someone tell me the only living thing that can reproduce without sex?

Little Johnny: "Your wife."

An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.

He asked, "Is somting wong?"

The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."

God bless the shooting that happened.

Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.