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That Jokes
You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.
You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!
My fat friend went to the doctor because he wanted to know his blood type. After performing some tests, the doctor said, "Well, the test results have shown that your blood type is ragu."
Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?
Pretty nuts, huh?
Chris said to me in P.E. that he likes Jacob, and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom.
Did you know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders on the car dashboard.
Me: And this is the room I cry in.
Date: You've said that about every room.
Me: Correct!
Me: "WYD?"
Her: "Just dealing with a lot: depression, anxiety, and the feeling that I'll never be enough."
Me: "Without me? Lol"
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
"Brian, can I see that paper for a sec?"
Your forehead is so big that you dream on IMAX.
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.
I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
So two dudes were at a bar and out of nowhere they hear, "Oi mate, talk to me like that again, I'm gonna shove this stick so far up your ass you'll look like a Popsicle."
You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.
I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!
