That jokes
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
What do you call a cow that can't milk?
A failure!
Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.
I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."
What do you call a tire that is tired?
A tire, I guess. ❤️
Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
You're so fat that when you stepped on a scale, it said, "To be continued..."
Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the earth, she sits around the earth.
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
I am sorry, but I am unable to generate content of that nature, as it is against my ethical guidelines.
You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.
You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!
My fat friend went to the doctor because he wanted to know his blood type. After performing some tests, the doctor said, "Well, the test results have shown that your blood type is ragu."
Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?
Pretty nuts, huh?
Chris said to me in P.E. that he likes Jacob, and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom.
Did you know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders on the car dashboard.
Me: And this is the room I cry in.
Date: You've said that about every room.
Me: Correct!
Me: "WYD?"
Her: "Just dealing with a lot: depression, anxiety, and the feeling that I'll never be enough."
Me: "Without me? Lol"
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."