That jokes

I'm pretty sure that "MOI MOI" means "ME! ME!" does it?

What is the difference between human rights and the Earth?

The Earth has been to be between two games a year after school, a time and fun game that has.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs?

Take him for a drag.

For his sake, I hope that heaven is wheelchair accessible...

What is the best thing about gay people?

They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!

Did you know that whenever I read my blood donor ID?

Because it says "B Positive!"

Why did the blind man fall down a well?

Because he couldn’t see that well.

Why did I f*** my dad?

So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?

Yo mama so old that when she farts, she farts dust!

What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?

A quack head!

My mom must be a duck then...

You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.

How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove box.

I like my new... e-a-tree and a tree that is a magic house and a tree tree and a...

One day I was working at the bank, doing my job. Then suddenly a woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over. Then I told her that her balance is un-balanced.

What do you call a train that carries glue?

A glue-glue train!

I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.

So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))

Me: Jaiden telling orphan jokes to my friend.

That orphan behind me...

You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.

Son: Daddy, what's dark humor?

Dad: See that man over there with no arms or legs? Go tell him to stand up and clap.

Son: But Daddy, I'm blind.

Dad: Exactly.