I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!
That Jokes
You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.
Hi, my name is Unknown Guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week!
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Hint: Pictures of woman.
Btw, for men only!
Hey Abygail ;) can we talk? I just wanna say that you prob are sexy :)
Me: What's that sound?
Ex: What?
Me: Oh, it's the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!
Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
Would you rather watch PL or suck a dick?
Adapt: lemme fart on that dick.
This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”
There's at least 856 pages of these newest puns. I couldn't finish, because it took me an hour just to get that far. Just saying, that's a lot of jokes!
Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!
Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.
Like the faker Gwen?
There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.
Me: I have an arrow in my head.
My friend: What's the point of that?
Me: Of the arrow?
Friend: No!
Me: Probably the flint.
"Nananananananannanananananannananananaanan, that's how music goes!"
People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!
People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!
What is the continent that ALWAYS sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and that is so tired that it won’t wake up? Eur-ope.
I thought it would be fun to become a shooter. It became less fun when I realized that "shooting a woman up" also included a condom.
What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?
How to be a hero.
1. Tie a noose in your front yard.
2. Find and capture a furry.
3. Hang that furry because they deserve it.
It’s easy as 1-2-3!
They said that new Juice WRLD album was shakin' good....
