That jokes

Canoe

Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.

Ball

I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."

Memes

Mom

Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.

Fat

You're so fat that when you stepped on a scale, it said, "To be continued..."

Mama

Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the earth, she sits around the earth.

Content

I am sorry, but I am unable to generate content of that nature, as it is against my ethical guidelines.

Bean

You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.

Blood Type

My fat friend went to the doctor because he wanted to know his blood type. After performing some tests, the doctor said, "Well, the test results have shown that your blood type is ragu."

Glitter

Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?

Pretty nuts, huh?

Bedroom

Chris said to me in P.E. that he likes Jacob, and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom.

Dandruff

Did you know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head and Shoulders on the car dashboard.

Room

Me: And this is the room I cry in.

Date: You've said that about every room.

Me: Correct!

Anxiety

Me: "WYD?"

Her: "Just dealing with a lot: depression, anxiety, and the feeling that I'll never be enough."

Me: "Without me? Lol"

Reaction

There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.

Satan

Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?

Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."

Therapist: That's not so bad.

Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."