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Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.

I complimented my neighbor's skeleton decoration for Halloween, but they just told me that it's their anorexic daughter.

I've decided that from January 1st, I'm only going to watch things that are 4K and above.

It's my New Year's resolution.

"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"

"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."

"It won't matter, he's deaf."

Part 2: He walks up to a stake and nails himself there. Then he finds the knife and says to someone to find a cake to celebrate his death, but everybody came. That was the sign that nobody loved him, and that's how you know if people love you.

Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!

Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?

Then he read my username and knew.

Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.

Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...

If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?

What do you call a cow that was hit by an anvil? A flat iron steak.

So, I got a paper towel roll, ripped it, but started to fart when I ripped it off, and stopped farting when I got it off the roll, and then I said, "I guess that's why it's called ripping one!"

My friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago.

He can tell the future.

So yesterday, I was at an orphanage, harassing children by twerking at them.

They burst into tears.

I was worried that they would call their mom, well... um... I got away.

The doe comes out of the woods, shakes herself, and says,

"I can't believe I did that for 2 bucks!"

That's what you do. And the ahteot09oe.

I have an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife and he said he dick was this big and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Shadow, u got a small dick it looks like this walnut except way smaller.

Your momma is so fat that she can't even go skinny dipping.

You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.

I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.

Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.