Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!
That Jokes
When you have an ex, you will notice that the word "ex" is short for "executed," so that's there for yous.
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
I always say no to drugs, but considering that I'm talking to them right now, I probably already said yes.
What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.
You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.
Haven't had sex since I got out of jail; although sex in jail wasn't that great, either.
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
I think it was wrong for that school shooter to end his life at the scene.
He could have done some good by becoming some lonely lifer's bottom.
You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
What do you call a cow that can't milk?
A failure!
Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.
I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."
What do you call a tire that is tired?
A tire, I guess. ❤️
Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
You're so fat that when you stepped on a scale, it said, "To be continued..."
Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the earth, she sits around the earth.
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
