That jokes

Dad: Hey, have you seen that new movie, "Constipation"?

Son: No.

Dad: It hasn't come out yet.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs?

Take him for a drag.

You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.

For his sake, I hope that heaven is wheelchair accessible...

What is the best thing about gay people?

They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!

Did you know that whenever I read my blood donor ID?

Because it says "B Positive!"

Why did the blind man fall down a well?

Because he couldn’t see that well.

Son: Daddy, what's dark humor?

Dad: See that man over there with no arms or legs? Go tell him to stand up and clap.

Son: But Daddy, I'm blind.

Dad: Exactly.

I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.

Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"

To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊

What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?

A big Mexican woman.

Hi, I got fired. Oh, don't know which fire? Oh, the one that I got burned on, the volcano.

"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."

What is not the definition of prostitution?

A dumb blonde that got money for babysitting. Does it cycle now?

What is it that a 🤔 😳 👀 😕 physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself?

Perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man.

I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.

Me: Jaiden telling orphan jokes to my friend.

That orphan behind me...

You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.

What is a redneck virgin?

A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.

So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))