That jokes
El, can you grab me that bow?
In fright, I saw my faceless soul! Never imagined it could run that fast!
Déjà Vat: the feeling that you’ve heard that bad joke before.
My friend tried to sleep on napkins.
I guess that's why they're called NAP-kins.
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.
The DNA told the tailor that he couldn't find his genes.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.
My mom said that I don't listen to homophones, but then I said, "No, I listen to headphones."
Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.
"Um, honey, I'm glad you're done, but um, WHO KICKED OUR BABY'S ASS?! I'M PRETTY SURE FACES DON'T BEND THAT WAY!!"
"Dick, you're fired."
"I'd buy that for a dollar."
Did you hear that story "Three Lines in the Sand?" By dickadraggin'.
I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.
What do you call a computer that sings?
A Dell.
If sugar is a drug, does that mean putting it in coffee is overdose?
It's often said that people peaked in high school.
I think Trump peaked in kindergarten.
My wife is the only person that has "missing" posters attached to her ass.