That jokes

I didn’t do that.

Yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun, it exploded.

"Prince, why that girl, not me! What about me!!!!!!!"

Hey Gwen come on let's chat! We can forget about that dumb bitch "prince" and focus on us!

If I was a poo, I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox.

"You think THAT'S bad?!? Remember the time I was in Paris with Donny de Francovich?"

I've spent most of my life avoiding conflict. That's why I'm never intending to visit Syria.

You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.

You're so short that you build a tiny house for yourself.

You're so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips!

I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.

God promised John that if he came in 1st, he would get an eternal life, but instead he came in 5th and got a kettle!

Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt?

Now he's a bronze fish.

You're so ugly that you made Hitler commit suicide.

You're so full of shit that you need a colostomy bag to clean you out.

No matter how black the person is, that cum will still be the whitest thing you'll ever see.

The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"

The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿

Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.

That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:

Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?

They’re jealous that autism can speak.

(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).

Q. What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus? A. A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day.